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Who here has ever pissed standing up?

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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Mac » Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:45 pm

franfran wrote:I did in the shower this morning....

That is the only place that I do it standing. Can't imagine doing it anywhere else.
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Re: Peeing standing up

Postby shooter » Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:24 am

Kelly-girl wrote:Thats what I do when on the beach. I wade out waist deep and pull my bottoms down and pee. No TP needed

Kelly, what's TP
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Sarah1966 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:04 pm

ILWL wrote:This would be really interesting!

Of course... In the shower :o
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Rip Van Fish » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:47 pm

Ionce pissed in a lift- upstanding, of course.
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Rip Van Fish » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:49 pm

Mac wrote:
fbg wrote:
Mac wrote:I don't understand what you think is so great about being able to pee standing up. Also, why do guys think that a penis is necessary for peeing?

Because it is necessary for guys.

That is a poor answer. Just what makes it necessary?


YOU ARE COMPLETELY THICK
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Mac » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:30 am

Rip Van Fish wrote:
Mac wrote:
fbg wrote:
Mac wrote:I don't understand what you think is so great about being able to pee standing up. Also, why do guys think that a penis is necessary for peeing?

Because it is necessary for guys.

That is a poor answer. Just what makes it necessary?


YOU ARE COMPLETELY THICK

Not so! You don't need a penis to pee and the only possible reason that I can see for standing (if you have a penis) would be that it might take less time. Is that really an advantage?
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Rip Van Fish » Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:20 pm

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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:49 pm

Rip Van Fish wrote:BUFFOON



:clap: :worship: :clap: :worship:
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Rip Van Fish » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:29 pm

Thank You HFL.

I think this Mac really wants to be a Bird.
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:23 pm

Rip Van Fish wrote:Thank You HFL.

I think this Mac really wants to be a Bird.


Already well on her way......has feathers for brains..... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Rip Van Fish » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:14 pm

and not to mention- a complete joke.
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Mac » Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:35 am

Rip Van Fish wrote:and not to mention- a complete joke.

What you and Franklin need is a Perineal Urethostomy.
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:18 pm

Rip, the man hating, male emasculating, penis envying thicko is trying to tell us something. It's a broken record, so I'm guessing we should have our junk lopped off, and forced to wear women's attire, and completely feminized.
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Rip Van Fish » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:19 pm

Mac wrote:
Rip Van Fish wrote:and not to mention- a complete joke.

What you and Franklin need is a Perineal Urethostomy.


:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:06 am

What old Mac needs is a urinal to replace her bidet. She'll get to know why pissing standing up is such a joy! :lol:
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