Why are women difficult as friends?

[none of the above]

I think if you were on this island somewhere I'd be bothering you already.

Depends on the island, I think!

I have lots of female friends- get on great.

Ladies almost always have a gay male friend, like you.

Well, there's plenty of islands to choose from, if this one I'm on now isn't good enough??

All ladies should have a gay friend, then they will all know how it is to have a chap for a friend without all the complicated stuff getting in the way. And they will scare off any nutters too as a favour...

[H. Franklin Layne]

Your island is a little overcrowded for my liking, not to mention the weather is shiit! I'm sure we could find someplace much more intimate, and with fewer chavs!

[none of the above]

Well, there are uninhabited tropical islands going spare I guess.

It's not that bad here, there are places where the population is sparse indeed... in fact they're the best parts of the country. As for the weather... variety is exciting sometimes, I'm sure even you would find one day when the weather was to your liking.

[Rip Van Fish]

Engerland Engerland Engerland

[DanMc]

Parts of the UK are pretty crowded, but there are also some quite remote places where you can walk for miles without seeing another person except maybe at the weekend in summer, such as parts of the peak district and central Wales.

[Rebman]

Parts of the UK are pretty crowded, but there are also some quite remote places where you can walk for miles without seeing another person except maybe at the weekend in summer, such as parts of the peak district and central Wales.

That's right, there are places where you can get away from people. When I was a university student, four of us back-packed across Dartmoor (Devon). We left the road at 3pm on the Monday, and didn't see another person (apart from ourselves) until 1pm on the Wednesday.

[lindatrummer55]

Women are difficult as friends because men have unclean agenda.

[H. Franklin Layne]

Yeah, and the ladies are perfect angels in their agendas???

Nothing wrong with having an agenda, just fess up that you have one, and cut the holier than thou thing.

[none of the above]

Ahh, there's the trouble... most people are so full of crap they wouldn't know truth if it bit 'em on their backsides.

Those sorts run away from straightforward dialogue because lying is all they know... it will always catch up with them in the end.

[splinkygb]

NOTA: Harsh words there! You having a bad day?

[none of the above]

NOTA: Harsh words there! You having a bad day?

Harsh... nah, just to the point as is my usual way.

If people want to waste their lives living in pretence more fool them, not my problem. I know which I prefer...

[splinkygb]

NOTA: It goes with the red hair I suppose!

[none of the above]

I don't think so... it might have more to do with having had enough crap thrown at me in life that taking any more has not been an option for a long while.

Like I said, I'm not fussed what numpty strangers get up to... I am only interested in agenda free individuals.


And what of your hair splinkygb, is it an indecisive colour then??

[splinkygb]

NOTA: As it is I quite like red hair!


Anyway, who has a hidden agenda?

[none of the above]

NOTA: As it is I quite like red hair!


Anyway, who has a hidden agenda?

That's all right then...

It's hard to tell, it's hidden is it not...?