Find me something on the internet!

by **C.G.** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:00 am

Post things you are after here and see if anyone can suggest a site.

I am after cartridges for fountain pens that have BROWN ink in them.

by **Nigelinoz** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:09 am

Pelikan sell a product called Brilliant Brown ink for fountain pens and I believe they sell it in cartridges too.
http://www.pelikan.com/pulse/Pulsar/en_ ... -untouched
Not sure where you are but if you are in the UK I suggest somwhere like WH Smith would stock it or be able to order it for you.
Cheers
N'oz

by **C.G.** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:08 pm

Thanks, I will check it out!

by **Gobnait** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:55 pm

A working brain encased in a male skull.

by **jinjin** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:19 pm

gobnait wrote:A working brain encased in a male skull.

The most efficiently used male brain... http://tinyurl.com/4fdjsyw

by **Gobnait** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:08 pm

jinjin wrote:
gobnait wrote:A working brain encased in a male skull.

The most efficiently used male brain... http://tinyurl.com/4fdjsyw

I thought that was going to be a NWS link. Absolutely love the fact that he was a civil servant. Figures.

by **none of the above** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:57 pm

A normal person... :pray:

by **Gobnait** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:16 pm

jamesthebond wrote:
C.G. wrote:Post things you are after here and see if anyone can suggest a site.

I am after cartridges for fountain pens that have BROWN ink in them.

I am here to show everyone what a great guy I am. Plus, it seems that not everybody here speaks proper English so I plan to teach them how to do it. Another aim of mine is to find a wife.

I can find you one of those for a small finders fee but I will need to see proof that you can afford to keep her in the manner to which she is unaccustomed.

by **jamesthebond** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:29 pm

gobnait wrote:I can find you one of those for a small finders fee but I will need to see proof that you can afford to keep her in the manner to which she is unaccustomed.

That's the deal. But I would like to know what will be your finders fee. I am a rich person but I am rich because I know how to save money.
I want to marry a blond, long-legged beuatiful girl. And, of course, she must be great in bed.
As for proofs I am ready to give you any.

by **Gobnait** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:36 pm

It just so happens that I came on the marriage market recently. I am a blond, long-legged, beautiful girl. However, as well as a looking for not just a rich husband, he must also be generous. If you spend all your time saving your money, you probably won't take kindly to me spending it. Also I refuse to marry any short, fat and balding gentlemen. You must also provide proof that you are easy on the eye and toned.

Nota, can you provide my suitor with that recent portrait you painted of me please.

by **none of the above** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:40 pm

gobnait wrote:
Nota, can you provide my suitor with that recent portrait you painted of me please.

Ah yes, here you go blondy...

by **Gobnait** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:50 pm

Now in return for this portrait of myself I will need to see what you are proposing as a bride-price*, JamestheBond. Please be aware that I will require an extensive trousseau and also you will need to make arrangement for my maid to accompany me. She is a ginge unfortunately and I realise that in your country such people may be regarded as bad luck so I am fully prepared to compromise and shave her head.

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To give you an idea of my worth, the last time the bidding war ended when a Sultan who shall remain nameless bid a herd of thoroughbred camels, 2,000 Merino sheep, 150 Alpacas and 40 yakks.

by **jamesthebond** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:53 pm

gobnait wrote:It just so happens that I came on the marriage market recently. I am a blond, long-legged, beautiful girl. However, as well as a looking for not just a rich husband, he must also be generous. If you spend all your time saving your money, you probably won't take kindly to me spending it. Also I refuse to marry any short, fat and balding gentlemen. You must also provide proof that you are easy on the eye and toned.

Nota, can you provide my suitor with that recent portrait you painted of me please.

I am sure very generous. All money I saved will be spent on my wife, there is no littlest doubt about it. Actually, I am very tall, sportive and my hair is long and thick. So maybe I am what you need, it will be a subject of further negociations.
Now I am going to bed. If I see some other requirements for my future wife in my dreams, I'll post about it tomorrow.

by **Gobnait** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:58 pm

Sweet dreams, rich man. :mrgreen:

by **none of the above** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:39 pm

gobnait wrote:Please be aware that I will require an extensive trousseau and also you will need to make arrangement for my maid to accompany me. She is a ginge unfortunately and I realise that in your country such people may be regarded as bad luck so I am fully prepared to compromise and shave her head.

I've just actually read this. :whistle: