Lesbian sex eh, I always thought there was something not right with you... flashing your bits and chopping off knobs, now I know. You'll be first on the list then once I've annoyed all the blokes in the world.
Now, it's time to raid the supermarket for monthly supplies of washing liquid and other exciting non food things. I may do some more on-line complaining while I'm there, depending on how bored I get wheeling a trolley around.