Anyone had a girl stand on them in high heels?

[none of the above]

Hertfordshire near the north pole now is it??

Hang on, that means my old chum was right about the yellow pages then...

[imtherock]

You're talking like some American person... is that where you are?

You say that like being AMerican is a bad thing

[none of the above]

You're talking like some American person... is that where you are?

You say that like being AMerican is a bad thing

Apart from Slippy's actual answer I can tell the nationality by the lack of over reaction to a simple question...

[slippy]

yup im 88 11' N

[none of the above]

I hope you don't navigate for a living...

[slippy]

nope, but id say it a pretty strong point of mine... pour qoui?

[none of the above]

How's that then?

[slippy]

because you asked if i lived nr the north pole so i gave you my long lat degrees to show you where I am.

[none of the above]

Most people would just say a town or whatever... seeing as you reckon London is in Hertfordshire I think it's a bit keen to be using coordinates.

How are the elves btw?

[slippy]

nope.... you lost me on the elves one.... im right on the border of greater London and herts, and considering very few people know where herts is, thats why i say london... just makes it easier for everyone

[none of the above]

Do elves not hang about at the north pole this time of year...?

I don't think people are that daft they cant differentiate between a county and a capital city.

I know people around that area... I've had the misfortune of going around that pain in the arse roundabout in Hemel, had a look at the motheaten animals in the Tring museum and seen that rough Roman tiling in St Albans.

That's enough for one county... now if someone was to ask what went on in Northants they'd be buggered. Not literally, though it probably could be arranged.

[slippy]

lets arrange it then

[none of the above]

So you wish to come to Crappyhamptonshire to be buggered then do you??


Are you mad then?? I just ask for the record because I find just about everyone I've spoken to on here appears to be a sandwich short of a picnic and I wouldn't want to disappoint myself by accidentally assuming you are not bonkers.

[slippy]

yep sounds fun, im happy to come to crappyhamptonshire, sadly to say though, Im not on any medication of any kind, nor ever have been , Im just a normal regular guy...

[none of the above]

Not a lot of people know this so it's best to keep this top secret...

Crappyhamptonshire has no passport control.

Hurrah, you can visit as much as time and money allows... how ace is that??


Now as it happens I know lots of chaps... my work and life in general just makes it that way for some reason. None of them as far as I know want people to walk about on them with high heels on, these are regular blokes (though there is one at work here that likes lady garments). How is it that you claim to not be bonkers then?