I'm pretty sure the perhaps two or three people that are reading this are thinking "crikey NOTA, that sounds like an entirely normal thing to be doing"...
Your profile says male nurse... is there some special requirement that there's a bonkers test before such a job? There was a doctor or similar on here once willing to take a complete stranger on hols... somehow I think the medical profession is not immune from insanity...
Always in these situations I bring a friend... not a female one though and you wouldn't see them.
I can be reached through G+ as on link to left, but really I hope you get a staff discount on medical attention or you have trained as a Shaolin monk or something.