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70-Year-Old Virgin searching for a Millionaire

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Re: 70-Year-Old Virgin searching for a Millionaire

Postby none of the above » Wed May 23, 2012 3:46 pm

Yeah... I'm a virgin too if it means millionaires are going spare. :lol: :lol:
Do it now...before it's too late.....

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Re: 70-Year-Old Virgin searching for a Millionaire

Postby jinjin » Thu May 24, 2012 12:52 am

I feel bad for her giving up. If she abstains for 330 more years, her body will regain it youthfulness of a 20-year old, she will acquire magical powers and she will become an immortal.
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Re: 70-Year-Old Virgin searching for a Millionaire

Postby franfran » Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:44 am

jinjin wrote:If she abstains for 330 more years, her body will regain it youthfulness of a 20-year old, she will acquire magical powers and she will become an immortal.


Now you tell us. I've lost my chance at achieving that goal.....
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Re: 70-Year-Old Virgin searching for a Millionaire

Postby domgirl » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:20 pm

jinjin wrote:I feel bad for her giving up. If she abstains for 330 more years, her body will regain it youthfulness of a 20-year old, she will acquire magical powers and she will become an immortal.

Rofl!!!!
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