Ask A Random Question

[jinjin]

Sure



Would you like to carve your name on the Great Pyramid of Giza ?

[none of the above]

I've already defaced one of the pyramids.


Will his radio show go well tomorrow?

[jinjin]

Sorry. Tomorrow has been cancelled. Everything will have to be done today.




How fast would someone need to run before they can fly by flapping their arms?

[tobinfest]

A lot faster than I can. Except off a cliff and then the speed of flapping your arms becomes more significant.

If you could go back a decade in time (and not come right back to the present), would you?

[ukmav]

yes



tissues or a cloth handkerchief?

[Lena]

Mostly tissues

Ever dye your own hair ?

[ukmav]

why would i try to kill it when it is flling out of its own accord?



Ever buy something as size too small for someone simply to ake them think they were fat?

[tobinfest]

No, rather to flatter them by telling them, by my purchase, that I thought they were smaller. Worked!

Ever get caught on a microphone that was on and you didn't know it?

[ukmav]

no


ever change the letters in a sign around so that they said something rude?

[none of the above]

I've done that with products in shops...


What flavour are those crisps?

[ukmav]

Who cares what flavour they are?


Should I mow the lawn yet ?

[jinjin]

If that is what you wish.




Have you ever drank açaí berry juice ?

[tobinfest]

No.

Ever pour out your heart and soul to another?

[none of the above]

Not lately.


What to have for dinner??

[ukmav]

Steak and kidney here though only enough for us!


If it can be shown that 1=2 (which it can) what does 2+2 equal?