Ask A Random Question

[none of the above]

Alas no, I got distracted by other things... I'll be chucking stuff out at around 07:30 tomorrow I guess.


Should there be penalty shootouts in football or should they just play on until there's a goal or the players fall asleep?

[ukmav]

No more penalty shoot outs, and not just becasue we are crap at them, I vote for a whole replay but to reuse the tickets for het first match, better value becasue we get more footie to watch at no extra cost and just think how long tournaments would last!


Ever wished you could majically do things?

[none of the above]

Yes, first on the list is to make all footballs disappear.


Is it bad to have a dog that likes eating chicken poo?

[ukmav]

Worse even than disappearing footballs


ever bunked off to play football?

[none of the above]

Not really... other reasons yes, football no.


How many butternut squash plants is too many?

[jinjin]

There can never be too many.



If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

[ukmav]

the answer is wood but it is painted green.


what colour iced gems are your favourite?

[H. Franklin Layne]

You keep gems in ice?


Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

[none of the above]

Not quite...


Orange or lemon Jaffa Cakes?

[ukmav]

Neither they are both horrid


What is the best way to convince the cat he is not wanted?

[jinjin]

Get a coyote.



What is the most eaten animal in the world?

[ukmav]

Chiken


which is the most unpopular nation?

[jinjin]

The United States of America.




What is lack toast and tolerant?

[ukmav]

let's hope it is not a calf



How does your garden grow?

[franfran]

Not very much at the moment, as we're in winter down here - although rather strangely, quite a few of the roses are still flowering....

What's growing in your vegetable garden right now (aside from weeds and bugs)