Reveal the previous posters darkest secret

by **mr mash** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:06 am

earns a living dressing up as a giant potato (see above)

by **jinjin** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:04 am

mr mash used to be Mr Potato head until he played the part of Humpty Dumpty in a school play and fell over the wall .

by **SandieQ** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:11 am

is omnipotent and currently creating the universe v2.0 in her laboratory

by **Paul-F** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:56 pm

Wears patent leather leggings while doing the ironing

by **SandieQ** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:25 pm

is wearing a straitjacket

by **BinoKev** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:40 pm

sandieQ shoots owls that make a noise in the middle of the night.

by **SandieQ** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:56 pm

has a black belt in ten pin bowling

by **BinoKev** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:54 pm

SandieQ is into bondage and dresses up with whips and chains etc every night.

by **jinjin** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:59 am

likes to wear multi-coloured, cherry scented and cherry flavoured glow in the dark condoms

by **SandieQ** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:51 am

is a transformer like robot that changes into a really neat home diy health and beauty unit

by **sleepy** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:14 am

wanted to be a nun ... till she found out about sex :dance:

by **SandieQ** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:47 am

sleepy wrote:wanted to be a nun ... till she found out about sex

actually when i found out about sex i wanted to be a nun... til i actually got a guy to do it right :wink:

thinks two dimensionally

by **mr mash** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:55 am

has a copy of the secrect recipies for KFC and Coke

by **SandieQ** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:21 pm

didnt get the joke :wink:

by **mr mash** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:24 pm

SandieQ wrote:didnt get the joke

doesn't do funny jokes :wink: