You know you're getting old when....

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You know you're getting old when....

Postby BinoKev » Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:41 am

Complete the sentence with something different in each post.

You know you're getting old when....

you go on a night out with your mates and the girls you fancy are half your age. :shock:
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:43 pm

The music you listened to in your youth was the hardest and best there was, and now it's all played on the oldies station! :evil:
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby BinoKev » Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:37 pm

you talk to younger people you work with about computer games you used to play and they weren't even born.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:06 pm

You use the phrase "when I was your age..." with people more than 10 years younger than you...... :evil:

Younger people ask if you need help getting to your car, or across the street.... cheeky fuckers!
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby BinoKev » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:15 am

you look in the mirror and see some old person looking back :shock:
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:02 pm

the hair that once grew on your head has moved to your nose and ears!
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby BinoKev » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:23 pm

Music is always too loud when you're out somewhere.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby koli » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:15 am

i think i m getting old that i am easily to feel tired when i work for several hours ----not very hard work ! :oops:


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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby BinoKev » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:29 am

you can't drink alcohol the way you used to.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby EmzyBe » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:57 am

Hangover's last more than a day.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:44 pm

You turn down the furnace and wear more jackets round the house to save money.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby BinoKev » Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:06 am

you start forgetting people's names.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby tobinfest » Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:38 am

More people call you "Sir" or "M'aam".

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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby tobinfest » Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:39 am

You frequent restaurants and stores that give "Senior's Discounts".

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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby jinjin » Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:04 pm

They stop measuring your height at the amusement park.
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