Let's be politically correct

[vinivini]

Bonding is nice.



There is dogshit on your shoes and you are on my new carpet.

You have left odorous canine waste on my new carpet

Dont't bring your filthy pornography into this forum

[Julie-Anne]

No material of an adult nature on this forum.

He's absolutely plastered.

[gwanjis54]

Let me show you the fountain in the back.

i saw you checking me out on the dance floor tonight.

[jinjin]

Do you known me?



He is so full of crap.

[gwanjis54]

I hope he has alot to read.

i wonder if she's wearing a thong.

[jinjin]

Did she just threw on a cover-up and came straight from the beach?



They are either as dumb as jackasses or as slow as elephants.

[gwanjis54]

there must be a third way.

was she a member of hitler youth in a previous life?

[jinjin]

Does she have a dark past?



Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi party.

[gwanjis54]

i think you would enjoy our book club.


i wonder what she looks like naked.

[vinivini]

I she is a member of the naturist club I shall go to say hello

Don't keep the neighbours awake with your sex antics.

[jinjin]

We are sufficiently happy. Please do not feel you need to share your gaiety with us.




He has got a boner.

[gwanjis54]

he has such stimulating ideas.


i wonder what her bra size is?

[vinivini]

My imagination will give me an answer

How do I tell her "Let's go to Paris for a dirty week end"

[gwanjis54]

i hear the area around the Eiffel Tower is quite muddy.

did she bang the boss to get that promotion?

[vinivini]

Did she use a "je ne sais quoi" to to get there?

Your boss is married, stop flirting with him.