Let's be politically correct

[ukmav]

I have heard the chef here is somewhat disastrous there have been several cases of food poisoning.

Stick it up your arse

[jinjin]

Here is the rectal thermometer, doctor. You know how to take your own temperature.



Which Nazi leader are you?

[ukmav]

Such a pleasure to meet you Adolf, I have always been interested in your writing.

Just shut the feck up you are talking crap

[jinjin]

I can not heard you. You are speak so loudly that you are drowning out your own voice.



Welcome to the United Kingdom of America, whitey.

[ukmav]

It is good to see an englishman abroad


Tell someone who gives a F***

[jinjin]

To succeed, you must cater to the interest of the audience.



Open your eyes, you stupid pig! I was driving safely. All the other cars failed to keep up to me because they are all pussy drivers. Even my grandmother can overtaken them with her wheelchair.

[vinivini]

It is not my fault I drive a Ferrari; fast and safe. Slow vehicles block the roads.

How can I tell her kindly I don't fancy her, so she leaves me alone once for all.

[jinjin]

How can I tell her kindly I don't fancy her, so she leaves me alone once for all.

That is fine the way it is.



Would you like some pee on your compost?

[vinivini]

May I help your compost preserve its nitrogen ?

You are becoming a fat pig. Stop eating so much.

[ukmav]

Perhaps you should try nouvelle quisine the portions are so much more maneagable


shut your mouth when you speak I don't want a shower

[H. Franklin Layne]

You would be well served to breathe and speak slowly and clearly to make your point.

go kill yourself you F****** t***!

[jinjin]

That is not a good strategy.


Which genius thought up that idea?

[ukmav]

Ok who is the smart arse?


When I want your opinion I shall give it to you

[jinjin]

I do not think your idea is suited for this situation.


Say good bye, Amazon.

[ukmav]

It is essential that we always look forward





Bugger off you old git