I was running across the gardens of the houses next to mine naked, but hoping that noone noticed. When i tried to find my front door, I couldn't remember which house was mine.
I got in and sat in a light pastel blue bathroom by the corner. My sister-in-law's best friend and their mutual born-again christian friend walked in without noticing me. The christian said she'd just scored "a monster ball of crack." (!)
A little help?



