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[jinjin]

Are you thirsty?



For someone who claims to not care, he is spending a great deal to time helping the neighbour fix their roof.

[BinoKev]

Isn't it strange how nice he's being?

I thought I'd been bitten by a shark

[jinjin]

What caused you to scream and run out of the water?



The Peach Cobbler pie is really delicious.

[franfran]

I thought there was going to be some pie left for me. Why isn't there any?


I couldn't keep them together.

[jinjin]

Did you fasten the door to the frame using the new brass screws and hinges?




Someone threw a bag of money over the fence. It fell into the swimming pool. Then so many people jumped into the pool at the same time that they all got stuck and rescue workers had to be called to get everyone out.

[BinoKev]

Where's my money?

I thought I'd been bitten in the bum by a dog

[jinjin]

Why are you panicking and raiding the hospital supply cabinet?



This is the world's first wine powered space craft. On one bottle of wine, it can take you to Saturn and back.

[franfran]

That's a rather big wine cask you have there, isn't it?


He said open up wide, so I did.

[BinoKev]

Why did you flash your underwear?

I've been knocked out too many times.

[Bouncy]

Why don't you try to pick up women anymore?

It was either this or spend the next 3 hours babysitting Fred.

[BinoKev]

Why are you watching big brother?

I just needed to have one more drink

[Bouncy]

Why is there whiskey coming out of your nose?

It didn't smell like this before.

[BinoKev]

Why do you think he's slept with someone else on your bed?

I couldn't breathe!

[jinjin]

Why did you run out of the run so quickly?



Yes in John's language sounds like Idiot in Ted's language.

[Bouncy]

Why did Ted hit John?

I didn't think it would hurt that much.