Are bananas gay?

[franfran]

Well, I've never seen one that's straight!

[EmmyBee]

Depends what you do with them....

[boingo]

I've seen many straight bananas!
One of my first jobs was working at a tiny fruit & veg store. There was some other dude there who had just started. The boss played a poor taste, but funny, joke on him by saying it's illegal to sell straight bananas, so he'd have to get straight banana he found and run it under the water while running his hand up and down it to bend it.-While gesticulating an "O" with his hand.
After about three seconds of doing this and us laughing, he realised what it looked like he was doing and the penny dropped.

[jinjin]

I see many of them laying next to each other over a bed of Ice Cream.

[sleepy]

come......... on........... there............. bent ......................



p.ss... not very p.c are we

[franfran]

Speaking of straight bananas:

Eurosceptics lamenting the stranger quirks of Brussels bureaucracy have never needed to look further than the rules on bendy bananas. For the past 15 years or so, thousands of tonnes of edible fruit and vegetables have been discarded annually across Europe because they don’t comply with standards governing size, shape and colour. But curvy cucumbers, forked carrots, misshapen melons and bendy bananas could soon be back in the shops after a host of member states backed plans to reform the daft diktats. The European Commission wants to simplify marketing standards for 26 fruit and veg including apricots, onions, peas, carrots and melons, to avoid wasting food in times of worsening global food shortages. A spokesperson for EU Agriculture Commissioner Mariann Fischer Boel said, ‘In these days of high food prices and growing demand, it’s silly to throw stuff away.’
The proposal is expected to meet opposition from as many as 15 countries including France, Italy and Spain, who claim that the standards play an important role in streamlining market operations and protecting consumers. However, thanks to the combined backing of Ireland, Brussels, Germany, Britain, the Netherlands and Sweden, it seems probable that the plan will go ahead. All hail the heart-shaped spud, as Brussels sprouts sense at last.

[jinjin]

A banana tree consist of a single sterile male banana flower and many female banana flowers. The banana flower would have a difficult time being gay because it is the only male flower on the tree. However, in rare instances, banana trees with as many as five male banana flowers have been found in the Philippines. The banana fruit is produced by the female banana flower without any fertilization. Therefore, all banana fruits are female. Despite its phallic appearance, the banana fruit can not be gay but they can be lesbians.

Straight banana receiving oral sex:


Lesbian banana receiving oral sex:


Lesbian banana receiving oral in a 3-way:


Lesbian bananas having group sex:

[billybun]

no i dont think so and if they was there would be a whole bunch of them lol

[taru]

Seen many straight and long bananas

[UtterlyNaive]

My step-dad always tells this joke in Spanish but here's the gist of it:

Do you know why lawyers are like bananas?

They're all crooked; look and look you won't find a straight one in the bunch.

[franfran]

A banana tree consist of a single sterile male banana flower and many female banana flowers.[/img]

And here I was thinking that they had leaves, trunks and roots......

[Timbo123]

Never make eye contact with someone whilst eating a banana... x

[franfran]

Never make eye contact with someone whilst eating a banana... x

Why not? It can be fun - especially if the other person is male............