the last text that you sent says

[none of the above]

I'm going to post the evidence of vote rigging from your bunch of gits now... I've been cheated.

[Idris]

"Can you get your dad and my stepdad a fathers day card please? xxxx"

[none of the above]

Check with Morty.

*

[jinjin]

Go to the exit closest to the maid café. You will find the breast binders between the the sword display and the candy display.

[Idris]

"Lol oops x"

[none of the above]

Nah, sleep's for girls... I've just thought of something, I'll be over in a mo.

[jinjin]

Send me his CV.

[none of the above]

Arrived home to find a woman grouting the bathroom wall & singing "It's a heartache, nothing but a fools game."

I thought to myself, she's Bonnie Tiler.

[jinjin]

Thanks

[none of the above]

I got the meal instead, she must have run off having heard of his omnipotence or something...

[jinjin]

They are going to resist if you push them too much.

[none of the above]

Your rating is crap...

[Moira Mac]

It's ok, I've brought a change of clothes just in case xx

[none of the above]

Meh.

[jinjin]

We are taking her out tonight.