I am indeed married, but there is much of me to go around, big o'me that.
I was only joking about the camz by the way, I only have a cctv camera and everytime I go naked of that the police come, bleeding pervs they are.
I have no idea why I thought you had dark hair, mental perception perhaps, hazel eyes?
My dubiousness is quite innocent... well harmless. I am not a "wifes at work who wants a sha.... encounter" kind of fella, I suppose I'm just trying to bash you all with my own particular brand of cheek. Not that I am saying I want to bash your cheeks you understand.......
I'm just going to think about that remark for a second...... My my..
And I very much reserve the right to admire the admirable..
I think, therefore I thought about it.