Should Women Rule The World?

[none of the above]

Oooh what oh..

What oh indeed.

Women should rule purely because all chaps appear to be mad.

[it_was_me]

Mad we maybe, but...no, I should hold the flirtatious thoughts..

Besides, you're hijacking the thread, you ought to be spanked heartily......... DING DONG!!

[none of the above]

Mad we maybe, but...no, I should hold the flirtatious thoughts..

Besides, you're hijacking the thread, you ought to be spanked heartily......... DING DONG!!

You hold on to those thoughts.

It's often been said I need a spanking, naturally being on the other end of the interwebs from these mad people ensures my bottom stays safely unspanked. Such is life...

[it_was_me]

Such a pity.. beyond a pity even..

I'm not mad by the way, ok that maybe entirely a lie, but I do get day released from time to time, usually when everybody is on holiday and I have to tell you, out of respect for you clearly smart and intelligent prowess I am trying so very hard not to fantasise about your bottom... or spank there on.

[none of the above]

My bottom says thank you for not spanking. Not that it actually talks (or types) but if it could I'm pretty sure that's what it'd say.


Night night.

[it_was_me]

Pleasure to type to you, goodnight

Incidentally, I communicate from my bottom most days.. oh, sorry, no tongues..

[none of the above]

From what I've seen on this particular site pretty much everyone talks from their arse, I wouldn't worry too much.

[it_was_me]

I have to comment and I hope you will forgive me, that there is something decidedly attractive about the way you seem to think, judging by your comments.

[none of the above]

Attractive?

In what way?

[it_was_me]

Well, I have read some of your comments over the past few days since I landed here and then of course last night when you beat me into submission and agree that your creed should indeed rule the world and I have noticed a very unique humour with a twist of cynicism coupled with the zest of a little wisdom all served up with just the right amount of ice.

Aside from that an intelligent woman is always so admirable.

[none of the above]

That is what it is I suppose, though some would say it's more nonsense than anything. I write to make people laugh mostly, naturally it's like getting blood from a stone here.

Intelligence I like to keep hidden, I see little point in serious debate on a forum that contains 99% knicker sniffing wingnuts...

I'm not here to perv though, just like everyone else.

Why are you here?

[it_was_me]

I'm delighted to say you don't do a good job of hiding your intelligence, it shines like a floodlight.

I'm not here for any particular reason, I'm not here to perv either, though I am by nature quite flirtatious but only in so far as my Leslie Phillips persona dictates, do you do camz by the way?? sorry. The name of the site I have to admit appealed quite a lot, but that's a whole other slightly dubious story.

So fear not my new, I suspect dark haired friend, if I appear flirty, I'm not about to ask for your hand in marriage, I was going to wait until at least July before I pop the question.

[none of the above]

I'll have to do better for hiding what little brain there is then.

I don't really do cams, I do meet lots of people from sites because that's what I'm used to on my usual forum and one other as I can't stand photos of people.

You appear to be married already so I'd give that a miss if I were you. Whatever dubious motives you have for lurking here I can't imagine, unless you're here to be dubious? Everyone knows I will give some minor grief for that sort of stuff...

I'm not dark haired either, where did you get that idea from? I'm a ginge...

[it_was_me]

I am indeed married, but there is much of me to go around, big o'me that.

I was only joking about the camz by the way, I only have a cctv camera and everytime I go naked of that the police come, bleeding pervs they are.

I have no idea why I thought you had dark hair, mental perception perhaps, hazel eyes?

My dubiousness is quite innocent... well harmless. I am not a "wifes at work who wants a sha.... encounter" kind of fella, I suppose I'm just trying to bash you all with my own particular brand of cheek. Not that I am saying I want to bash your cheeks you understand....... I'm just going to think about that remark for a second...... My my..

And I very much reserve the right to admire the admirable.. <<??

[none of the above]

I really can't be arsed with vague an0nyomous net perving, it gets on my tits... not in a good way either. Funny stuff is better.

My eyes are hazel indeed.

Now then, much as admiring is nice is there any more thinly veiled dubiousness you wish to get off your chest or is this all sorted now?