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Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby BlackberryBear » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:31 pm

LindieLulu wrote:Jumping on a bouncy castle in stilettos.

I've done that!
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:50 am

Just exactly why is Bruce Willis famous?
Out for life, liberty, and the pursuit of cuntishness!

"...So I told the swamp donkey to sock it before I gave her a trunkey in her tradesmens entrance and made her suck me yard balls!"
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby jinjin » Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:51 am

If baseball teams and football clubs can trade players then countries should trade citizens.
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby jinjin » Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:48 am

Interchangeable screw-on body parts
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby sleepy » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:09 pm

why has everything got to be bigger and better .... 8)
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((in your dream's ))NO ..... i'am just an annoyance :O)
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby jinjin » Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:04 am

Sex in scuba gear
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby sleepy » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:01 pm

what does make the world ...go around .. 8)
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby Guest » Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:49 pm

Keeping hot food fresh in the freezer
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby jinjin » Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:55 am

mp3 brеast implant
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby pandora89 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:36 pm

BlackberryBear wrote:Why do we get deja vu?


is de ja vu a psychic moment?
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby pandora89 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:38 pm

LindieLulu wrote:
jinjin wrote:mp3 brеast implant

Where would they put the card slot and the usb connector? I dread to think!


how would you update it and upload more songs?
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby jinjin » Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:26 am

pandora89 wrote:
LindieLulu wrote:
jinjin wrote:mp3 brеast implant

Where would they put the card slot and the usb connector? I dread to think!


how would you update it and upload more songs?


USB plug

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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby Luckyme » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:43 am

I wish I could fly
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby jinjin » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:17 am

Shoot first, ask questions later
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Re: Random, Stupid, Impossible thoughts

Postby sleepy » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:56 pm

why when you pour hot soup into a bowl ....it's cooler on the edge .... :?:


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