the Brand's wedding guests list

[Guest]

Billy Bob too.

She had the gills back then too!

[Guest]

Jonny Lee Miller too

[Guest]

Poor, sad Jen...

[Guest]

her favorite friend

[aurea]

the fax machine



Shiloh's real father




Family Friends




brad's ex roommates

[aurea]

ANGelina's first agent

[Guest]

Of course, Lefstetz will be there...

[Guest]

This thread is HILARIOUS! And so true...if they really ARE planning a wedding, it would HAVE to be 'small/private/intimate' to HIDE the fact that they have next to NOBODY they can invite! It would be just TOO, TOO embarrassing to send out invites and have them all come back marked "Regrets", as they almost certainly WOULD.

[Guest]

no friends, no guests.

[Guest]

You guys are commical I have to admit sometimes offcourse.

[JuJuBee]

Great thread.

Another question might be, who ISN'T invited? Besides loons, that is.

Jon Voight won't be there to give the something-wrong-with-her-since-she-was-a-baby bride away.

Brad's family will be shut out. His Mommy still talks to Jen.

Director of M&MS is not welcome, for outing the adulterers.

George Clooney. None of the groom's exes will be there, including this one.

[Guest]

it will be a small afair with close family and friends.
this summer or later this year at the furthest later next year

[Guest]

Of course it's going to be 'very private' (loons excuse) to hide from the bitter truth that none of the loons-wishful-thinking friends like Clooney, Matt Damon, high profile politicans etc will be there. Jolie is unlikeable and confirmed that she has no friends.

Gwen Stefani will be there. She hasn't denied any dollars from the Brand so far.
Add the whole CNN Time Warner company to the wedding list.

[congusto]

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rent-a-crowd
rent-a-crowd

The term is derived from a fictional company, Rentacrowd Ltd., mentioned in the Peter Simple (w:Michael Wharton) columns in the UK Daily Telegraph newspaper.

A group of people who are paid to attend an event to increase attendance figures, rather than attending of their own volition.

[Bucephalus]

Brad's stylist and his team...