by Guest » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:07 pm
Guest wrote:Why don't we get drunk and screw
by Guest » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:33 pm
Guest34 wrote:Well, if BP marries again I doubt it will be to AJ. But if BP does marry someone else, I imagine AJ will somehow arrange to have Alanis Morissette's song "You Oughta Know" played at the Wedding reception:
I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
'cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, till you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you F*** her?
'cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, til you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
'cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it
Well, I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
by Guest » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:11 pm
Guest wrote:Guest34 wrote:Well, if BP marries again I doubt it will be to AJ. But if BP does marry someone else, I imagine AJ will somehow arrange to have Alanis Morissette's song "You Oughta Know" played at the Wedding reception:
I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
'cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, till you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you F*** her?
'cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, til you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
'cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it
Well, I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You forgot a verse....
You seem very well
Things look peaceful
Im not quite as well
I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. DuplicityI hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replacedAnd are you thinking of me when you f*** her
by Guest » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:29 pm
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by JuJuBee » Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:46 am
by Guest » Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:53 am
JuJuBee wrote:How about a song about the leg-bomb, since it's probably a catalyst for the engagement?
Justify My Leg by the Ho with apologies to Madonna
I wanna wear black velvet
I wanna hand on hip head toss
I wanna stick my leg out to the side
Drink Grey Goose red wine til I puke
You laughed at me
So now what, so now what?
Chorus:
Wanting, needing, waiting
For you to justify my leg
Hoping, praying
For you to justify my leg
I want you to notice
Not like that
I don't wanna hear your laughter
I don't wanna hear your mirth either
I just wanna steal your lovers
I wanna steal your baby
Steal them, that’s right, steal them
(chorus)
Itching, Burning
For you to justify my leg
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Talk to me -- tell me I’m sexy
I'm not sexy?
Tell me your fears
Are you scared?
The leg won’t hurt you
Don’t be afraid of the knobby knee
It’s not real!
Poor is the w.hore
Whose pleasures depend
On the permission of Brad’s mother
Steal it, that's right, steal it
I wanna steal your baby
(chorus)
My dress is open and ready
For you to justify my leg
To justify my leg
Wanting, to justify
Waiting, to justify my leg
Praying, to justify
To justify my leg
I'm hopin', to justify my leg
JuJuBee is a real writer and it didn't even take a half hour!by Guest » Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:58 am
by Guest » Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:01 am
Guest wrote:Jennifer by Bobby Sherman
Funny how so many moments slip away.
The things I meant to say,
I should have said them all before today,
To Jennifer, Jennifer.
Funny how you'd smile and always understand,
When I got out of hand.
Have you forgotten all the fun we planned,
My Jennifer, Jennifer?
And now you think you're getting in my way,
And all I want to do is find you, and remind you.
Even if I may become a star someday,
I'd give it all away,
If it meant that I couldn't always stay,
With Jennifer, Jennifer.
So now I'm begging you to come back home,
You'll never have to be alone.
We'll be as we were,
My Jennifer.
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