The graceful Pitt...

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Brad Pitt with his loons.

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a good one

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OMG, the veins!

This was when he was taking steroids.

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He had an erection on the red carpet, how utterly embarrassing. I'm actually ashamed for him.

That's not an erection, the crotch of his pants are too long for his short ass legs. In his convoluted thinking he thinks that if he gets longer pants then it would make him appear taller. Nope, longer pants only make short men appear shorter.

[Guest]

He had an erection on the red carpet, how utterly embarrassing. I'm actually ashamed for him.

That's not an erection, the crotch of his pants are too long for his short ass legs. In his convoluted thinking he thinks that if he gets longer pants then it would make him appear taller. Nope, longer pants only make short men appear shorter.

Pitt pissed his pants. That's what happens.

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a good one

Right before all 86 lbs. fell down on the way out.

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bump against gulhis meltdown

[Guest]

He had an erection on the red carpet, how utterly embarrassing. I'm actually ashamed for him.

That's not an erection, the crotch of his pants are too long for his short ass legs. In his convoluted thinking he thinks that if he gets longer pants then it would make him appear taller. Nope, longer pants only make short men appear shorter.

Pitt pissed his pants. That's what happens.

That Panda probably frightened poor Bradders.

[lynnie]

He had an erection on the red carpet, how utterly embarrassing. I'm actually ashamed for him.

That's not an erection, the crotch of his pants are too long for his short ass legs. In his convoluted thinking he thinks that if he gets longer pants then it would make him appear taller. Nope, longer pants only make short men appear shorter.

Pitt pissed his pants. That's what happens.

That Panda probably frightened poor Bradders.

he is commando! in these tan pants. One can tell in some of the blue jean photos that he normally dresses on the right side........

[Guest]

He had an erection on the red carpet, how utterly embarrassing. I'm actually ashamed for him.

That's not an erection, the crotch of his pants are too long for his short ass legs. In his convoluted thinking he thinks that if he gets longer pants then it would make him appear taller. Nope, longer pants only make short men appear shorter.

Pitt pissed his pants. That's what happens.

That Panda probably frightened poor Bradders.

he is commando! in these tan pants. One can tell in some of the blue jean photos that he normally dresses on the right side........

-- only when he's out with his artsy-fartsy friends.

[Guest]

OMG, the veins!

This was when he was taking steroids.

Steroids lead to needing some help. See below.

[Guest]

He had an erection on the red carpet, how utterly embarrassing. I'm actually ashamed for him.

That's not an erection, the crotch of his pants are too long for his short ass legs. In his convoluted thinking he thinks that if he gets longer pants then it would make him appear taller. Nope, longer pants only make short men appear shorter.

Pitt pissed his pants. That's what happens.

Is this for real? Did he ACTUALLY wet himself in that ridiculous fashion ensemble and then stand waving like a crazy person even as he developed a certain longing for someone (the ho seems the safest option)?

Did she pee, too?

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in a great mood joking with photographers

His eyes, forehead and hairline look different. I am guessing botox and hairplugs, but what would make his eyes smaller?

Argh! More urine?

Dude, they are called Depends. They are at the store.

[Guest]

He had an erection on the red carpet, how utterly embarrassing. I'm actually ashamed for him.

Pitt got hots for the guy behind him. Pitt's erection clearly impressed that guy and it shows on his face.

[Guest]

He had an erection on the red carpet, how utterly embarrassing. I'm actually ashamed for him.

Bump for poor Bradders