PROOF joLIE WEARS PADDING....MOST OBVIOUS PIC YET!!!!!

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HOLYSHIT!!!

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lol look how she just runs ahead of stuPITT and he looks like "oh wait, help, I'm about to be fwallen and won't be able to get up" and she looks like TOUGH SH!T...I'm headin' out.

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MK's finest

As soon everybody on the red carpet at last night's GGs got over the shock of seeing Angie Jolie not wearing a laundry bag of a dress in the color of black grave dirt, their blood veins started shaking out of a fear since she had the look of hunger sparkling in her eyes as she dragged Pepaw Brad behind her. Never mind that Angie's dress made her look like a rolled napkin at a Valentine's Day party, I couldn't get past her terrifying vampire face. I know that Angie always looks like she's just been floating above the cobblestones in Transylvania in search of a village virgin to feast on, but last night I wore a garlic choker and a clip-on crucifix nipple ring, because she looked like she was trying to drain my blood with her eyes. Even Vincent Price was like, "Too far, Angie. Too far."

And this skinny ho really needs to do a dollop of Daisy on all the veins she's about to eat from. But before Angie ate all of the children from Modern Family in the parking garage of the Beverly Hilton, I hope she gave Brad a hug. He needed one after his brofriend, George Clooney, went from singing "I only have eyes for Brad" to singing "I only have eyes for Michael Fassbender's peen" while accepting his Best Actor trophy:

“I would like to thank Michael Fassbender for taking over the frontal nude responsibly that I had. Really Michael, honestly, you can play golf like this with your hands behind your back. Go for it man, do it!"

And just like that, Brad's heart crumbled the same way the ground behind George's Italian villa crumbled after he told his contractor to build a private golf course for Michael Assbender and him. Michael Fassbender's peen is the new Brad Pitt.

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That is pretty horrible. These celebs should be willing to wear that gown for about a half hour in a fitting room accomodated with tables and chairs mimicking the venue, a car seat with a door contraption so that they can mimic getting into and out of a car to see how the gown and everything underneath it moves and migrates with the natural body movements that one will be doing that evening. She might have thought that she looked good just standing there in front of the triple mirrors but she won't be just standing there. Same with her gills being covered by hair or jewelry or depending on photoshopping and soft focus. She's not the only one getting photoshopped and they'll just have to hit the main things like Veinzilla and her arms. The rest is up to her lazy arse to take care of. She didn't do her job. She is laughable with this fakery.

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Wow, did she not look in the mirror before walking out the door?

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As I learned the hard way on my wedding day.. corsets can wander on your hips. They can scrunch up after riding in a limo and it is hard to access them depending on the dress. That is what this looks like to me vs padding. She is wearing a corset and the limo ride bunched it and she is basically screwed until she gets to a ladies room and even then it would require help to readjust it properly and get the dress smoothed back over it. And white satin in a women's bathroom.. disastrous. So she probably was uncomfortable until she was able to go back stage and get help to fix it.

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She is wearing a corset...but you can clearly see there is padding stuffed into the hip section of the leg opening.

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As I learned the hard way on my wedding day.. corsets can wander on your hips. They can scrunch up after riding in a limo and it is hard to access them depending on the dress. That is what this looks like to me vs padding. She is wearing a corset and the limo ride bunched it and she is basically screwed until she gets to a ladies room and even then it would require help to readjust it properly and get the dress smoothed back over it. And white satin in a women's bathroom.. disastrous. So she probably was uncomfortable until she was able to go back stage and get help to fix it.

No, it's padding, you can tell because she padded one side, where the dress dips to form a waist and making the bud pads uneven too.

[Justllly]

Notice the waist area. No woman has this kind of waist. Real woman their waist line smooth out with their hip. You can see the padd by Itself on her wait to create dipp cut on the waist. embracing.

What about the breast cone staffed .it looks again un natural.

I wonder how many things she has to take from her body when she go to sleep.as old woman taking out her dentur on the table.

[MYGUEST]

This is the closet this Bleet will ever come to wearing a white wedding dress.

Maybe if Brad ever does marry her, she can drape herself in all the flags of her rainbow tribes birth countries. Thank God she won't be able to wear the flag of the USA.