Old lady getting pulled over by the police!!! FINALLY, a cop where you need one, WHEN you need one. Old bat had expired tags on her plates. Last new tag was 1998!!! Doing 20 mph in a 40 zone. Of course, she's got the vintage Cadillac that burns a gallon of fuel backing off the driveway, and she can't see over the dash! I do so hope the car is in impound awaiting auction, I will bid on that cherry machine! One less road hazard that I have to worry about!
Out for life, liberty, and the pursuit of cuntishness!
"...So I told the swamp donkey to sock it before I gave her a trunkey in her tradesmens entrance and made her suck me yard balls!"