National Enquirer - “Brad to Billy Bob: Lay Off Angie!”

[Guest]

The National Enquirer says Brad was so furious over Angie and BBT's date in Berlin he called BBT.

“Brad told Billy Bob that he didn’t appreciate him cozying up to Angelina or using her private life as fodder for film entertainment.”

“When Billy Bob tried to calm Brad down and told him to relax, Brad barked, ‘Hey man, just keep your hands off my woman!’”

[fringe dweller]

The National Enquirer says Brad was so furious over Angie and BBT's date in Berlin he called BBT.

“Brad told Billy Bob that he didn’t appreciate him cozying up to Angelina or using her private life as fodder for film entertainment.”

“When Billy Bob tried to calm Brad down and told him to relax, Brad barked, ‘Hey man, just keep your hands off my woman!’”

S u r e he did

[Guest]

the fax keeps working!!

[Guest]

Two old men fighting over an anorexic rapidly aging woman. Who cares!

[Guest]

THE SPOOF http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm? ... =s4i104673

Jolie said that she really enjoyed directing her first movie and had never really noticed that during an average 12 hours of shooting the director yells out "Quiet on the set" and "Cut" at least three dozen times.

She giggled and said that one evening when she was having dinner with Brad and the half dozen kids, or the six brats, as George Clooney calls them, they were making so much noise that she yelled out "Quiet on the set."

Brad could not keep from laughing and before long all of the six children were also laughing and pointing at their mom and saying stuff like, "Mommy thinks she's Steven Spielberg," "Mommy doesn't sound like a real director," and "Hey Mrs. Director how about passing us the the bowl of mac and cheese...cut!"

After the kids had all gone to bed and the house got quiet Brad told Angie that he did not appreciate her texting her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton.

Jolie did not say a word, she just kept eating her bowl of Neapolitan Ice Cream. Brad then told her that he also did not like the fact that they had gotten together for lunch at Berlin's famed Achtung Restaurant and had ordered a chocolate milk shake with two straws.

Angelina told him to stop acting like a jealous little boy. Brad then angrily pulled out his cell phone and looked at his watch. He told her that he was going to call up his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston and just see how things were going with her and ask her if she still missed the cute little way he used to tickle her belly button.

Jolie exploded. She tossed the bowl of ice cream on the floor and told Brad that he knows that she cannot stand that Aniston woman.

Pitt just smiled and whispered, "Well, well, well. I guess that the old saying what's good for the goose is good for the gander kind of kicked you in the butt huh Mrs. Director?"

Brad then told her that he is tired of playing games with her and that he will not do it any longer.

He told her that if he finds out that she has contacted that loser, has been, 56-year-old relic Billy Bob Thornton again he will get his things and walk out on her and it will be goodbye, adios, arrivederci, and see ya!"

[Guest]

The National Enquirer says Brad was so furious over Angie and BBT's date in Berlin he called BBT.

“Brad told Billy Bob that he didn’t appreciate him cozying up to Angelina or using her private life as fodder for film entertainment.”

“When Billy Bob tried to calm Brad down and told him to relax, Brad barked, ‘Hey man, just keep your hands off my woman!’”

Too late brad. He's already had her and dumped her!

[Guest]

No, he said LAY ON ANGIE!

[Guest]

The National Enquirer says Brad was so furious over Angie and BBT's date in Berlin he called BBT.

“Brad told Billy Bob that he didn’t appreciate him cozying up to Angelina or using her private life as fodder for film entertainment.”

“When Billy Bob tried to calm Brad down and told him to relax, Brad barked, ‘Hey man, just keep your hands off my woman!’”

Too late brad. He's already had her and dumped her!

Ain't it the truth. He and how many others including a number of women. She said herself she wanted to taste the world.

[Guest]

I think it's more likely they talked after the Baftas and Brad gave him the go ahead to take her off his hands.

[Guest]

Angelina's nickname for Billy Bob was "Lunch," as in "Lunch Box," relating to his manhood. (It is also described in the book by someone else as a "knee-knocker.")

[Guest]

BBT - 9 inch dick, Pitiful Pitt - 5 inches.

[Guest]

AJ is a bi-sexual and it is really doubtful that size matters. But the story is BS and we all know it.

[Guest]

I had lesbian neighbors that would get an itch once in awhile and size was all that mattered to them.

[Skeletrout]

Brad is giving her the double whammy. The Gwyneth and Jennifer treatment. He convinced the world Gwyneth cheated so he didn't look like the bad guy and Jen wouldn't give him babies....he's going to convince everyone that not only would mean old Angie not marry him, but she cheated on him with Billy Bob. Poor poor Brad. Never the bad guy. Why who would blame him for looking for comfort in the arms of his 20 year old assistant?

[Guest]

Honestly, I'd take Billy Bob over Stupitt, at least he is funny and interesting.