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You know you're getting old when....

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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby Lena » Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:54 pm

Your nieces & nephews become parents .
Alive in spite of myself and looking at the world .........
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby jinjin » Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:05 pm

The mind is willing but the body is not.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby Malchick » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:46 pm

You begin to show interest in Marks & Spencer’s clothing
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby jinjin » Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:07 pm

You can touch your toes with your nipples, without bending over.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby splinkygb » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:00 am

You couldn't care less what anyone thinks of you! :lol:
Fit, intelligent, muscular & modest too! ;-)
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:44 am

You have a sudden moment of enlightenment mid sentence, you actually stop yourself after saying, I used to have to walk to school through snow..........and you want to slap yourself but your frozen in terror. :lol: :lol:
Out for life, liberty, and the pursuit of cuntishness!

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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby tobinfest » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:55 am

You finally have saved enough money to buy that sports car you always wanted, but couldn't afford, and you take it for a test drive and have trouble getting out of it. You pass.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:47 am

You INSIST that 5 1/4" floppy disks were the most practical and economical external storage medium of the computing age! Or for that matter, you even KNOW what a 5 1/4" floppy is! :lol: :lol:
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby jinjin » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:55 am

...American is a third world country.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby tobinfest » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:30 am

When all the folk singers, rock stars and movie stars are turning 70 or 80.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby C.G. » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:01 pm

You wee when you sneeze.
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:08 pm

being offensive is seen as an eccentricity. :lol:
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby none of the above » Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:50 pm

H. Franklin Layne wrote:Or for that matter, you even KNOW what a 5 1/4" floppy is! :lol: :lol:



When you get to this age one has usually met one or two of those. :rotflmao: :whistle:
Do it now...before it's too late.....

What do you regard as most humane?

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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby H. Franklin Layne » Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:37 am

none of the above wrote:
H. Franklin Layne wrote:Or for that matter, you even KNOW what a 5 1/4" floppy is! :lol: :lol:



When you get to this age one has usually met one or two of those. :rotflmao: :whistle:


:lolup: :laff:
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Re: You know you're getting old when....

Postby none of the above » Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:53 pm

You go to a rock concert and as you're half deaf it isn't even too loud any more. :lol:
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