i have them all by their balls

[Guest]

You won't need to bother getting this post erased. Your message has already been passed on.

ha ha

snf v

[Guest]

Jolie didn't invent this lewd stance. It's been used by the lower class street walkers throughout the world.

But even street walkers would have the sense to know the time and place. And they know an Oscar stage isn't the platform - unless it was part of a scripted act with a corresponding riff ala Emma Stone's campy bantering.

[Guest]

Hmh, that's not all that counts though, right?
-ac-

op not me

The lies keep coming. She sees her buddy ac on board and has to put on the pretense.

[Guest]

all men of power

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How proud you must be. Such integrity. So worthy of the "role model" title. No wonder you need drugs to get through each & every day. Makes denial a lot easier.

[Guest]

Hmh, that's not all that counts though, right?
-ac-

Hey AC any buzz in the fashion industry of Angie's ill-fated runway model act?

Well, I'm high street menswear, so more used to working with skinny, boyish 18 year olds in East London. Pretty sure they won't be adopting that particular pose though

13, how's it going?

-ac-

hmm maybe they will you know overcoming shyness is very good for self esteem haha

good thanks

[Guest]

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How proud you must be. Such integrity. So worthy of the "role model" title. No wonder you need drugs to get through each & every day. Makes denial a lot easier.

And her delusions all that much stronger. "I am a supermodel. I have sexy legs. All the women and men in the audience want to sleep with me. Ahahaha I am a seductress."

[Just Wonderin']

That is the moment her face showed her disbelief that no one was applauding and giving a standing ovation. She flubbed her line because she was processing this information. She was frozen. Much like the moment she lost for The Changeling before her eyes teared up. She really believes her cra*p because she's a narcissist. She's her own biggest fan and she is just like the Loons because she lives in a made up world too. Totally unable to take in information that does not support her fantasies. She is cunning and fully capable of using a great amount of deceit and single minded effort to get what she wants. However, based on her track records, she has failed many more times than she succeeded. Not until she got with Pitt and they formed the Brand did she have the media protection from her failures.

[Guest]

delusional much?

[Guest]

BUMP

[Guest]

ha ha ha
just massaging yours
nothing to pass on

[Bucephalus]

That is the moment her face showed her disbelief that no one was applauding and giving a standing ovation. She flubbed her line because she was processing this information. She was frozen. Much like the moment she lost for The Changeling before her eyes teared up. She really believes her cra*p because she's a narcissist. She's her own biggest fan and she is just like the Loons because she lives in a made up world too. Totally unable to take in information that does not support her fantasies. She is cunning and fully capable of using a great amount of deceit and single minded effort to get what she wants. However, based on her track records, she has failed many more times than she succeeded. Not until she got with Pitt and they formed the Brand did she have the media protection from her failures.

On the nosie!

[Guest]

Jolie, you have no influence over anybody. You can't even get a job.

[Guest]

all men of power

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No doubt.

You probably have those balls stuffed in every available orifice, your cheek bones, your chin, and crushed to cover veinzilla and the gills.

[SBH]

Jolie, you have no influence over anybody. You can't even get a job.

Yah. And your efforts at self employment seem to have ended up in accusations of plagiarising a foreign author's book if I'm not mistaken???

C'mon Joles. Crotch grabbing and sticking your tongue in producer's ears?

What about Brad? Doesn't he own a production company? Can't HE give you a job????

[Guest]

Jolie, you have no influence over anybody. You can't even get a job.

Yah. And your efforts at self employment seem to have ended up in accusations of plagiarising a foreign author's book if I'm not mistaken???

C'mon Joles. Crotch grabbing and sticking your tongue in producer's ears?

What about Brad? Doesn't he own a production company? Can't HE give you a job????

Didn't Pitt's Plan B bankroll a mighty heart? And the degenerate's too graphic r@pefest? She got a chance acting and a chance directing. Maybe she wants to try music next? Except I think Pitt is running out of property that he wants to sell for finding Jolie a job.