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BRANGIE BUNCH SPOON FEED JOHNNY DEPP

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BRANGIE BUNCH SPOON FEED JOHNNY DEPP

Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:05 pm

BRANGIE BUNCH SPOON FEED JOHNNY DEPP
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by Jon Boon, NATIONAL ENQUIRER
Photography by: Getty Images

JOHNNY DEPP was the guest of honor at a re­cent luncheon catered by two unlikely “chefs” – BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE’s daughters!

Shiloh, 5, and Zahara, , overheard dad Brad expressing concern that their “Uncle John­ny” might not be eating well since his January split from longtime love Vanessa Paradis. So the darling duo insisted that Brad and Angelina invite him over for lunch at the family’s sprawling Los Angeles estate and promised that they’d take care of the entire meal.

The menu? Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with a side of mac and cheese, and Oreo cookies for dessert!

“All the Jolie-Pitt kids adore Johnny ever since he and Angelina made ‘The Tourist’ together two years ago,” a family friend told The ENQUIRER. “They think he’s absolutely the coolest guy in the world.”

Brad extended the invite, and even warned the “Rum Diary” star he might want to eat something else before coming over.

“But Johnny’s such a big kid him­self, he was excited to see what the girls had cooked up,” said the source. “Within 15 minutes of sitting down at the table, the girls brought out a plate covered with a stainless steel top.

“Johnny lifted the lid and shouted, ‘Voila!’ as Shiloh and Zahara squealed with delight.

“On the plate was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, minus the crust, with a side of mac­aroni and cheese.

“Johnny loved it.”

Afterward, the young chefs served Oreo cookies and milk.

“Johnny finished every last bite,” added the source. “Then he told the girls it was the best meal he’d ever had.”


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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:10 pm

So she's using Zahara and Shiloh to get to Johnny like she used Maddox to get to Brad?
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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:14 pm

Why is every story abut them involving food? And why is Jolie teaching the girls to serve a man? Notice AGAIN how the kids are the ones that wanted to do it. Angelina Jolie is a sick twisted fukk for using her girls to lure Depp in just like she used Maddox for Pitt.
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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:18 pm

Jolie's fax machine is working overtime again.
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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:20 pm

Isn't johnny depp somewhere else filming the lone ranger. When did he find the time to go to la for this b.s. meal??? Jolie needs to find a job already. Watch, johnny will soon start distancing himself from their circus, publicly.
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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:29 pm

Guest wrote:Isn't johnny depp somewhere else filming the lone ranger. When did he find the time to go to la for this b.s. meal??? Jolie needs to find a job already. Watch, johnny will soon start distancing himself from their circus, publicly.


Really, who else could feed this story to the NE? Zahara? Shiloh?

Jolie is riding on Johnny's name to deflect the Oscar fiasco.

The children making mac & cheese? I don't buy it unless they are talking about that nasty Kraft-boxed mac & cheese.
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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:54 pm

Jolie fax 101. Sick. Using her kids and Johnny's apparent relationship breakdown. Oh Johnny why did you do The Tourist? You will never wash off the stank of Jolie and will forever be caught in her spin. He needs to shut this bs down asap.
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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:57 pm

Anyone associated with Jolie comes out stinking.
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Postby ShowerCryJolie » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:04 pm

God this is a moronic story, Depp doesn't like Jolie (see: filming, promo and GG's), The Lone Ranger starts filming soon and they mention JolieHo caring about someone else. The best part though is that she wouldn't call the paps if Depp was within 10km of her, let alone at her house. She clearly just wants to link her name to someone relevant that people seem to like.
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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:13 pm

ShowerCryJolie wrote:God this is a moronic story, Depp doesn't like Jolie (see: filming, promo and GG's), The Lone Ranger starts filming soon and they mention JolieHo caring about someone else. The best part though is that she wouldn't call the paps if Depp was within 10km of her, let alone at her house. She clearly just wants to link her name to someone relevant that people seem to like.


She may want to link her name to Depp's but it is hurting him. His longtime fans deplore the day he worked with her and his Sparrow fans have expressed their opinions that he has lost his hot factor with them. Those fans he'll not get back for future endeavors as long as Jolie keeps this faxing up. And thanks to the loons always claiming that Aniston uses the brand for visibilty :twisted: :roll: .....the loons now have educated everyone about Jolie's use of name dropping for her own pr purposes. If the loons are claiming that Aniston is doing something it is 'sure fire correct' that Jolie is the one doing it and it embarrasses the loons. :rotflmao:
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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:18 pm

Post leg-gate, we saw a fax from Jolie claiming Aniston sent her flowers related to the r4pe movie. Now we're hearing a completely fictional story about Jolie's kids cooking for Depp. She is trying to make the public think she is a-ok with two people who really can't stand her and have her number. She thinks she is being ridiculed because she stepped on the wrong toes. She is actually being ridiculed because she has bribed the press for the past six years to portray her as a princess and people are sick of it.

I thinkg Braddock's attorney's should use Jolie's faxes to demonstrate what a shitty writer she is.
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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:22 pm

How "Jolie" of her to not care about Johnny's kid's feelings, especially his own daughter's by putting this BS story out. Vanessa's feelings are just icing on the cake for this beotch. Johnny said "the best meal I ever had". What a crock.
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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:50 pm

Guest wrote:How "Jolie" of her to not care about Johnny's kid's feelings, especially his own daughter's by putting this BS story out. Vanessa's feelings are just icing on the cake for this beotch. Johnny said "the best meal I ever had". What a crock.



Exactly! I hope Depp's kids don't see this BS story.
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Postby Bennie » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:42 pm

Guest wrote:How "Jolie" of her to not care about Johnny's kid's feelings, especially his own daughter's by putting this BS story out. Vanessa's feelings are just icing on the cake for this beotch. Johnny said "the best meal I ever had". What a crock.


Good catch, and you're absolutely right. Kids, parents, pets. Is there anybody this woman won't toss under the bus to perpetuate the illusion that she's not a rancid piece of trash? No wonder she attracts bottom of the barrel fans.
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Postby Guest » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:53 pm

Wow this was a ridiculous story! Desperate much Jolie? Does she honestly think that ANYONE would believ one world of this BS? She has completely lost it. And yeah that fax about Jen sending her flowers.....Whats her problem? She's gone completely over the edge after leggate! This will be fun to watch, more and more farfetched Faxes. And she turned down Salt 2..yeah right, since she got so much to do??? Lol. This is getting really ridiculous! Maybe she has a comedic gift after all.
Poor Johnny, he just can't shake her off now can he?
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