Ask A Random Question

[jinjin]

During his term as Secretary of State for Transport, Philip Hammond established a quota for abandoned shoes.



Foie gras -or- Haggis ?

[ukmav]

Foie Gras every time


Ever walked into a glass door that was not opened?

[tobinfest]

Sure. More than once!

Ever pretend to be someone other than yourself. (Halloween dosn't count!)

[none of the above]

Only for council tax purposes.


Will that defrost in time?

[jinjin]

Have you got a century of time to wait for something to happen?

[tobinfest]

Sadly, at my age, no!

Ever cry in public?

[jinjin]

Yes



Have you ever lost your swimwear while swimming ?

[tobinfest]

Close, going down a slide at Sea World. Exposed butt.

Been tossed out of a public building? Courthouse, museum, park, etc.?

[none of the above]

Yes.


Has a pet ever eaten your slippers?

[little miss tidy]

Nope



Are you going on holiday this year?

[none of the above]

Yep.


Why do cheese & onion crisps taste better than Cheddar & onion crisps?

[jinjin]

Subjectively, it does not.



Why are Mac OS X versions, excluding the initial beta, named after big cats?

[none of the above]

It's better than being named after small cats.


As I will retire from the rat race in less than a decade should I start practising playing lawn bowls now or wait until nearer the time?

[jinjin]

Start now. Like my elders, many old people are impatient and they get grumpy when there is a slow player in the game.


Have you ever served in the military ?

[none of the above]

Top secret...


Is that too many?