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[ukmav]

Never met your chum so I could not possibly make a judgement on his/her morals or lack thereof. What I was saying is that a suasage should be a sausage not a carrot in disguise.

[none of the above]

Lots of people think that...


Hiding vegetables in dinners for youngsters is not always successful, I used to do it sometimes for a laugh though.

[ukmav]

I suppose it is ok if it is for a laugh

[none of the above]

It is better than feeding them processed crap anyway.

[ukmav]

Absotively

[none of the above]

Is that a proper word??

[ukmav]

It is actually a conjoining of two proper words although as language over time evolves I am unsure if there is in fact anything which would qulaify as an improper word. Well there are obviously some words that are improper to use in certain situations but they are perfectly proper words in any other sense.

[none of the above]

Words like tw@t... now that's not good at the dinner table when your elderly relatives are round for dinner but it's acceptable when addressing a wingnut spambot that's boring.


My garden looks like a test site for aerial bombardment of bits of wood and concrete.

[ukmav]

yes exatly the sort of word I was thinking of. Gardens are often in a state of flux and this time of year is almost certaionly the best time for that, as long as you have enough slaves to sort it out there should be no problem.

[none of the above]

I'm down to two volunteers and bloke next door. The youngsters went off to parties or something and I'm in to make the teas. We've filled a skip and have put five fence panels up... only another eleven to go plus the ones that were OK which are going down the end.
These are not slaves helping, they're being bribed...

And more importantly, I have broken a nail...

[ukmav]

You have broken a nail? well I said you should use screws so there is the proof!

Bribed? obviously not enough if they have all run off and left you to do it!

[none of the above]

You think fingers with screws is better then?


Just one left now, he should be bribing me.

[ukmav]

Oh I thought you meant a nail not a finger nail still ya got to expect a few bits of damage when you do real work for a change!

Why should he be bribing you? I mean I know you are being awfully kind letting him dig great holes for posts, mix concrete and fetch and carry heavy posts and panels but really I don't think that is enough for a bribe.

[none of the above]

Hang on, real work... what's that then?


After over a year of being the guinea pig for my endless cooking experiments, being coerced into minor eccentric adventures and travel, getting to see bizarre music gigs and generally having a laugh there's a day of doing some digging and he's done nothing but complain because he has a little blister... I should be bribed to listen that's why.
Chaps, they're so delicate really.

[ukmav]

You will be suggesting he got off lightly next!