Talk of the Tabs 4/4 - 4/10

[Skankalina1]

I wanted to post this earlier but I cant log into my account. Its like it disappeared. Its pissing me off . Anyway...


US TABLOIDS




UK/AU TABLOIDS

[Guest]

Thanks, Skankalina! I really appreciate you posting these!

I am puzzled by all the covers of the Kardashians, though. I read that tabs and other periodicals are refusing to put them on the cover anymore becasue nobody will buy the mags. This is borne out, anecdotally, by what I see -- still-full racks of tabs with the Kardashians on them in the checkout lane. Really, it's like NOBODY is interested in this pimped out, white trash family. So, why are all the new tab covers featuring them as well?

[Guest]

wow.....either the Kardashians or the JPs on the covers. the JPs must be proud to be A-list - TABLOID stars

[Guest]

SO MUCH Kardashian nonsense. Blerg.

[MYGUEST]

wow.....either the Kardashians or the JPs on the covers. the JPs must be proud to be A-list - TABLOID stars

Strange, I didn't see ONE mention of the JP's on ANY tabloid, now I DID see where TINY BREAK DANCER is CHEATING on his "sugar mama", ANUS-STAIN......HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh so if you believe that, which is in a tabloid, then you are to believe all the reports of Brad Pitt, chasing after Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Chastain, etc!

[Guest]

Thanks for posting these, Skankalina. They are always good fun.

[Guest]

wow.....either the Kardashians or the JPs on the covers. the JPs must be proud to be A-list - TABLOID stars

Strange, I didn't see ONE mention of the JP's on ANY tabloid, now I DID see where TINY BREAK DANCER is CHEATING on his "sugar mama", ANUS-STAIN......HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh so if you believe that, which is in a tabloid, then you are to believe all the reports of Brad Pitt, chasing after Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Chastain, etc!

so lets all of us agree on real truth then, jeniffer aniston cheated on by Brad stories all are false and She is just here to use the association fame cause without it she is nothing.

[JuJuBee]

Nary a mention of the Ho's latest crisis. No blaring headlines about ANGIE'S ANGUISH OVER PAX on the cover of any rag anywhere. Nothing. Zip. Nada. Not even a little teeny-tiny piece of real estate in the corner next to the barcode, about her baby being ripped from her arms. It's hard out here for a Ho.

[JuJuBee]

Tell that to Brad. Never have eight years passed so sloooowwly. To him, it's been an eternity. He looks like he's 90 years old. Miserable. One touch from the Ho's bony claws and he started to wither and turn grey. Give the wh.ore-not-wife eight more years and he'll be reduced to a shrunken head.

[Guest]

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wow.....either the Kardashians or the JPs on the covers. the JPs must be proud to be A-list - TABLOID stars

Strange, I didn't see ONE mention of the JP's on ANY tabloid, now I DID see where TINY BREAK DANCER is CHEATING on his "sugar mama", ANUS-STAIN......HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honey, when is the last time you saw Paris Hilton on the cover?

Once a tabloid queens, it is NOT a good sign to be missing from the cover.

[Guest]

Thanks Skankalina. Call me bad but I'm dying to know who the blond is (face covered up) on the Nat Enquirer cover.

[Skeletrout]

Wow they aren't even the King and Queen of tabloids anymore. They can't get any work LOL

[not gullible]

Thanks Skankalina. Call me bad but I'm dying to know who the blond is (face covered up) on the Nat Enquirer cover.

Oh-shit that woman needs to cover it up.

[Guest]

Thanks Skankalina. Call me bad but I'm dying to know who the blond is (face covered up) on the Nat Enquirer cover.

Oh-shit that woman needs to cover it up.

What about those bad boob jobs? Rarely is there a boob implant that looks remotely natural without the misshapen balls or bad migration. Those women should just live with their natural sizes. Women's bodies are beautiful with small to big breasts.

Today I watched a bit of Guiliana Rancic's recounting her ordeal in discovering her breast cancer and the initial stages of coping with the diagnosis. (I have to admit I really felt sad for her even though her survival prognosis is excellent.) There's one scene where she is dressing for the Emmy's in a strapless red dress and she's hung up about her cleavage showing. So she's constantly pulling up on her dress which I've learned from a discussion with stylists that is a very tacky (or maybe unsophisticated) act. They say the dress should fit well enough so the dress-wearer never has to worry about tugging up on her dress. I suppose it is akin to constantly pulling out a wedgie.

Anyhow, she gets so frustrated with the constant tugging up of her dress that she begins to hate her breasts. She mentions before she has pride in eating well and exercising to be healthy (which if you ask me, is highly questionable but she definitely has an ass unlike Angie). Now, her breasts are the poor boob implants with the distinct melons sitting atop the rib cage. She's so skinny her implants stretches out the skin - and they are disproportionate to her body frame too.

As she's constantly adjusting her dress in frustration, the actresses standing in wait next to her to be interviewed are both small-chested with still nice figures.

Seeing all those awful boob jobs, it makes you wonder when some women will wise up about their bodies.

[Guest]

Bleh. I don't care for Juliana at all. She is a gross brand loon, not to mention she is obnoxious and quite ugly. The ugly would not be so bad if she did not seem to thinkshe is hot. I also don't get the kartrashions on so many covers. I can not believe people want to read about them. The E channel is histrory for me, I use to love the channel but these days it should be called the kardashion channel. And oh my gosh I too want to know who the blonde is on the enquirer.