You're so SMUG

[JuJuBee]

Pic of her meeting Foreign Minister Guido Westerwelle in Berlin

Alarm didn't go off. Didn't have time to dress. Bed head. Threw on a hotel bathrobe. I'm so gorgeous, these peasants are lucky I bothered to show up at all.

[Guest]

BAHAHAHA! The one subtle thing about that pose is that she is actually pointing her finger at her leg! She was on a mission that night to get her 'sexy' leg noticed, she must be convinced they are her best feature.

[Guest]

BAHAHAHA! The one subtle thing about that pose is that she is actually pointing her finger at her leg! She was on a mission that night to get her 'sexy' leg noticed, she must be convinced they are her best feature.

Her face lifts are so tight that she can no longer lower her chin.

[Guest]

She's not even forty and she needs a necklift! Look at her neck! This is what it looks like photoshopped -- it must be godawful in real life.

[Slagalina Slaglie]

BAHAHAHA! The one subtle thing about that pose is that she is actually pointing her finger at her leg! She was on a mission that night to get her 'sexy' leg noticed, she must be convinced they are her best feature.

Brad's smile couldn't have looked more forced and fake.

[JuJuBee]

BAHAHAHA! The one subtle thing about that pose is that she is actually pointing her finger at her leg! She was on a mission that night to get her 'sexy' leg noticed, she must be convinced they are her best feature.

Brad's smile couldn't have looked more forced and fake.

That's the "Sure, the sex I got on the M&MS set was SO worth the life I live now!" smile.

[Guest]

Brad's smile couldn't have looked more forced and fake.

Never mind the sexual disease gift that keeps giving.

[Guest]

Dude looks like he is ready to cry. Look at his eyes. His forced smile goes with the weepy looking eyes. If anyone had come up to him at that moment when she looked like a junkyfreek flying high in delusions and gave him a sympathetic hug, he'd have been blubbering on their shoulders. Hellsbells where is achilles? Nothing left at all.

[Guest]

Dude looks like he is ready to cry. Look at his eyes. His forced smile goes with the weepy looking eyes. If anyone had come up to him at that moment when she looked like a junkyfreek flying high in delusions and gave him a sympathetic hug, he'd have been blubbering on their shoulders. Hellsbells where is achilles? Nothing left at all.

He does look like he is about to cry. I can't get over those marbles he has for cheeks. So a video of him seven years ago talking to Diane Sawyer and he did not have those things in his face. Anyone considering plastic surgery should look at these two before they do it. They are the poster couple for what not to do in plastic surgery.....and life and careers and relationships and families.....

[Guest]

Dude looks like he is ready to cry. Look at his eyes. His forced smile goes with the weepy looking eyes. If anyone had come up to him at that moment when she looked like a junkyfreek flying high in delusions and gave him a sympathetic hug, he'd have been blubbering on their shoulders. Hellsbells where is achilles? Nothing left at all.

He does look like he is about to cry. I can't get over those marbles he has for cheeks. So a video of him seve years ago talking to Diane Sawyer and he did not have those things in his face. Anyone considering plastic surgery should look at these two before they do it. They are the poster couple for what not to do in plastic surgery.....and life and careers and relationships and families.....

Marbles for cheeks? More like he has two large tumors for cheeks. His cheeks are so odd looking that it makes you wonder if that's the place where he hides his bag of weed. He needs plastic surgery to shrink his giant cancerous looking cheeks that sticks out like a fridge overflown with food.

[Guest]

WTF is with her claw hand? Who the hell carries a bag like that? She has a free hand and what does she do with it, she turns her hand into a hook like Captain Hook.

[auntgelina]

She's triple jointed

Thats why the hand looks flopped over like that like that
and thats why she looks so smug with her nose in the air
(its her neck joints being all flippy floppy like that)

[Guest]

She's triple jointed

Thats why the hand looks flopped over like that like that
and thats why she looks so smug with her nose in the air
(its her neck joints being all flippy floppy like that)

I doubt she has any special flexibility with her hand. I'm not double-jointed or triple-jointed in my hand and I can put my hand in that formation. It's not my natural hand position that's for sure.

She just has those over-sized orangutan hands that make them look odd in any position.

[Guest]

If you think that face is "ravaged", then all Hollywood actresses should call their plastic surgeons and ask for "ravaged", and QUICK!

i love how these obsessed FFers are calling Jolie ugly lmao i would seriously Love to see how they look...then again a rabid crazy FFer was exposed on ONTD a few years ago..look up ontd JOYCE her username was slimandsexxy and she was a FFer who went on ONTD..needless to say Joyce was beyond ugly and she was the main one calling Jolie names...all the posters on ONTD knew she was crazy, thats what happens when an FFer tries to spew their hate on a normal forum...il try and look up the post where Joyce the crazy obsessed FFer was exposed on ONTD..it was absolutely hilarious

[Guest]

She just has those over-sized orangutan hands that make them look odd in any position.

lol true!