Maleficent is a dead project & won't be made

[Guest]

The Jenloon troll is a loon that impersonates an anti ini order to cause dissension on the board. If it's slagging off other anti's, it is the jenloon troll. She simply can't help herself, even though it gives her away every single time.

[Guest]

The Jenloon troll is a loon that impersonates an anti ini order to cause dissension on the board. If it's slagging off other anti's, it is the jenloon troll. She simply can't help herself, even though it gives her away every single time.

When she's not waiting for the day that Jen & Justin marries, she has an OCD affliction to chase off antis with her "you can't think that" or "you can't say that" or "you're not an anti up to snuff." Stay on the line dammit!!! That's her whole agenda. Still, she can't see those are trollish behaviors.

It boggles my mind how much she's an exact reflection of ANGIE (ha!). The ease which she lies and denies is mind-blowing unless you're in the dark of Angie's excuses and lies. But I am still scratching my head on the one where she claims to be making fun of you when all the posters were trouncing on her OCD. She finally shut up (well in her supposed laughing hysterics) when I re-posted her OWN message where she cried about the antis letting the loons off while any anti dares to tell her to shut up with her "jenloon spam troll" or "dog fvvking spam troll" obsession. Also, that mouth on her equals the FAT FOCKER loon. Without wit, just scream and curse like a banshee...or run off to mommy to have her spit chewed-up food into her mouth.

Check.

Again waiting tables, are you BSC TROLL? Taking a smoking break?

It would be nice if you stop confusing this jenloon troll as anybody but yourself. You know full well you kiss Jen's ass which is the reason you can't take any criticism about her - even over a damn magazine sales title. Have you bid on a Jen doll on ebay yet? Scrounge up $700 from your spamming reporting?

Have you issued out another memo that we're to kiss Vaj's ass too? Maybe Justly? Another of your fantastic allies?

Take a good long drag on whatever your smoking honey.

[Guest]

[quote="Jenloon/**** Alanes/pathological liar/racist/anti-semite/congenital cretin"]

The Jenloon troll is a loon that impersonates an anti ini order to cause dissension on the board. If it's slagging off other anti's, it is the jenloon troll. She simply can't help herself, even though it gives her away every single time.

Bears enlarging cause pathological liars have a disconnect with their reality. She must have learned from the best in Angie when she took that supposed break (always telling anybody about her "absences").

[JuJuBee]

Hmmm...maybe the Loon is right, and MalefiHo will be made. It'll have the Ho's signature touches. Now that she's an important writer and director, her vision will prevail. The movie will start with the gang-r@pe of Princess Aurora and all her ladies-in-waiting after their carriage is stopped in the forest by the evil MalefiHo's henchmen. The Prince, however, will come along on his steed and "rescue" Aurora only to keep her in a twisted sexual relationship based on sadism, slavery, and forced labor. I don't like to give away the ending, but if you already saw In The Land Of Made No Money, you won't be surprised to discover MalefiHo urges the Prince to shoot Aurora point-blank in the head with a bow and arrow after she betrays him working to get her ladies-in-waiting released from captive r@pe hell and blowing up MalefiHo's castle. The moral of the story is: Good guys get tortured and die. Of course, the G rating is in the toilet with this interpretation but the Ho hopes the dvd rentals/sales will make up for it.

OMG! Am I utterly evil for LOL at this!?! You've outdone yourself, JuJuBee -- take a bow. This should go on the "funniest posts" thread.

Thanks...really, though, MalefiHo is a win-win for antis either way. If it's not made, we get the satisfaction of another FAIL for the Ho's "career". If it does go forward, it will supply endless amusement. The Ho going after Jude Law, bullying the director, fainting spells, kids' disruptive visits, the Ho's inventive fax machine spitting out ridiculous stories, etc. I'm kinda leaning towards hoping it lurches forward.

Either way, antis can enjoy the epic FAIL.

[JuJuBee]

...Not to mention all the unintentionally hilarious interviews the Ho will give, humorlessly blathering about how EVIL has a bad rep which is so undeserved, talking about MalefiHo in ways that are side-splittingly obvious. "My character Maleficent is SO misunderstood, she cut herself as a teenager and liked to wear blood in a vial around her neck, but people shunned her because of it and wouldn't invite her to the junior prom, I mean the baby's christening, because of it blah blah blah."

People don't go to see a familiar story when it gets effed up like the Ho is gonna eff it up. The only guy they could dragoon into this thing is a first-time director, ie, one of the Four Basic Ho Food Groups (the others being blood, feces, and alcohol). She'll drain his blood supply, take over, and turn it into a biopic: MalefiHo: The Angelina Jolie Story.

Can you spell T-R-A-I-N-W-R-E-C-K?

[Guest]

...Not to mention all the unintentionally hilarious interviews the Ho will give, humorlessly blathering about how EVIL has a bad rep which is so undeserved, talking about MalefiHo in ways that are side-splittingly obvious. "My character Maleficent is SO misunderstood, she cut herself as a teenager and liked to wear blood in a vial around her neck, but people shunned her because of it and wouldn't invite her to the junior prom, I mean the baby's christening, because of it blah blah blah."

People don't go to see a familiar story when it gets effed up like the Ho is gonna eff it up. The only guy they could dragoon into this thing is a first-time director, ie, one of the Four Basic Ho Food Groups (the others being blood, feces, and alcohol). She'll drain his blood supply, take over, and turn it into a biopic: MalefiHo: The Angelina Jolie Story.

Can you spell T-R-A-I-N-W-R-E-C-K?

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[Poirot]

[quote="MYGUEST"]Twelve Years a slave was suppose to start filming down in NC in June. Everything was a go, and there was a full cast and crew, and it was all in pre-production mode,......and yet it has been shelved due to the money men backing out, it's now been scrapped and put back into "in development"..........Pitt then tried to get a starring role in a Ridley Scott film The Counselor, and was turned down, so he tried optioning for a "bit part" and was turned down again. Unless Brad Pitt is purchasing a ROLE for himself through his Plan B productions and he can get other suckers to bring in money, Brad can't get a role in another directors movie, NOT even BRIBING his way in....

BTW, Ridley Scott turned down Angelina Jolie for a role after she auditioned...because SHE failed the audition for The Counselor, and the role now is possibly going to Natalie Portman.....but Jolie did manage to turn it into some PR moment for her, being photographed coming out of his office holding a script............Ridley Scott only works with the creme de la creme of Hollywood talent. Brad and Angelina do not fit that role. Brad tried "bribing" his way into a small part of this film, but Ridley Scott said thanks but NO thanks, I already have financial backing.

She is hoping against hope that her little movie Maleficent, doesn't fall back into the same "in development" hell, all her other movies, that end up being announced and then nothing happens....because they can't get a cast together.[/quote]
I thought she auditioned for Ridley Scott for the role of Gertrude Bell.

[Guest]

JOlie hasn't figured out yet that all the tricks she got away with don't work anymore. She had the audacity to think she was so BIG she could call in the press for her personal advancement, against the wishes of crew and producers. That option is gone, she doesn't bring in enough money so pulling that S*** is no longer tolerated.

But the trashy Brand still think they can have it their way. Truth be told, they must go back to kissing ass and begging like most everyone else. The are on the way down and will be getting a close up glimpse of those they stepped on and crapped all over on the way up.

It aint gonna be pretty. But I'm wondering how long they'll keep thinking they can 'call the press' at their whim with disregard for the time line of film CEOs wishes.

[Guest]

i'll be sure to bump this thread up when Maleficient starts filming in June

I will bump the following threads when Ho's 3333 planned photo op's will show on and off the set:

Grangelina pics-thread
'pupils, pupils, pupils' thread
'the sad, miserable brangelina children pix' thread
'let's post her most obvious photo op's' thread
Jolie CONTROLS her children thread
the Graceful Pitt
the Graceful Jolie


JunkieHo is predictable: It was HER sick sick sick attention fame wh*re hunger giving pre-information in Feb/March (who else does that?) about the date, the place, the time of this upcoming flop ! Her paparrazzi friends love her.

[Bucephalus]

Hmmm...maybe the Loon is right, and MalefiHo will be made. It'll have the Ho's signature touches. Now that she's an important writer and director, her vision will prevail. The movie will start with the gang-r@pe of Princess Aurora and all her ladies-in-waiting after their carriage is stopped in the forest by the evil MalefiHo's henchmen. The Prince, however, will come along on his steed and "rescue" Aurora only to keep her in a twisted sexual relationship based on sadism, slavery, and forced labor. I don't like to give away the ending, but if you already saw In The Land Of Made No Money, you won't be surprised to discover MalefiHo urges the Prince to shoot Aurora point-blank in the head with a bow and arrow after she betrays him working to get her ladies-in-waiting released from captive r@pe hell and blowing up MalefiHo's castle. The moral of the story is: Good guys get tortured and die. Of course, the G rating is in the toilet with this interpretation but the Ho hopes the dvd rentals/sales will make up for it.

JJB you are on a roll!
In the Land of Made No Money!

[Guest]

2005 FFer: Brad is so going to dump Angelina hes just in it for sex
2006 FFer: Brad is going to dump Angelina after Shiloh is born
2007 FFer: They are taost and the brand wont last another year
2008 FFer: The Brand is done after Holie has these fake twins which are really Hollys
2009 FFer: Jolie and Pitt are finished after this year
2010 FFer: Those two are so done now I predict they wont last another year
2011 FFer: Brad and Angelina are done

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Nice you're paying attention to Vaj's posts. Someone has to.

Funny how I am accused of "making these predictions" yet absolutely NOBODY has ever been able to turn up a post where I HAVE made such a "prediction" But still "they" continue to insist that I have made such predictions! So, who are the crazy/lying ones, eh?

My official position is (and virtually always has been) : Jolie has had placed a "can't leave' VOODOO SPELL (or, more likely, spellS) on Brad, therefore he CANNOT , and WILL NOT, be leaving that relationship. EVER. Period. Full stop. Only DEATH will free him from her (and maybe not even then!) He can "check out any time he likes....BUT HE CAN NEVER LEAVE."

VAJ

[Guest]

Well, it's not that BP can't leave, it's just that if he does he will rarely see any of those children. As it is they are not really together at this point - each fcks other people, it's obvious that they have an open relationship.

But besides that, Maleficent isn't really in pre-production yet despite the I M D B thing saying it is. I predict it will be scrapped. JR's Snow White flick is going to bomb at the BO and Disney execs will be re-thinking doing this.

[Guest]

MalefiDEAD. This project isn't happening, what's coming next in the HO's bag of tricks? After flapping her fishlips, Disney is not backing her on this, noone cares to see her in this projoect so what is the ho going to do next?

[Guest]

With "Mirror Mirror" heading to be a bomb, it would be foolhardy for Disney to go forward with Malificient. Is there really going to be a fresh take on Snow White with Maleficient? I can see the interest in Charlize Theron's version. The trailer looks fantastic. And I would imagine Kristen Stewart has cultivated a sizeable fan base from her Twilight films.

Maleficient is perhaps the most popular Disney villain i have no doubt that the movie will be a huge hit with older ppl and young ones a well provided the movie is done well and Jolie is perfect for the role, as a fan I am very excited for it(whether you all like it or not Jolie has a huge fan base, SALT would not have been a sucess if not for her, i.e lolok at the numbers for the last two non video game movies, HAYWIRE and Colombina)...Charlize and Kristens movie looks great as well

We'll see. You've been very very wrong before. Like for instance, Salt having a huge fan base. Hunger Games has a huge fan base. 300 domestic already. Salt only made about 300 worldwide. Not good considering all that publicity she received or shoved down our throats. Remember you put your idol on that pedestal. My guess is because it is a Disney film, it will do well the 1st weekend or two, then drop. We'll see if it holds to 300 domestic like Alice in Wonderland. Personally, I don't think Jolie has Johnny's appeal with the family crowd. Even, Rango made over 100 mil which is a miracle.

[Just Wonderin']

"I have no doubt that the movie will be a huge hit with older ppl and young ones ." You are entitled to your opinion.

IMO by "older people" you mean Loons, the same folk who failed to support her recent attempt at directing,.

Maleficent called herself the "Mistress of all Evil". Playing this comedown role his hardly going to prop up that fauxhumanitarian image, now is it? It may help her in the long run if the movie isn't able to be cast. The fairy tale crest has peaked on tv and in the movies, it seems. Didn't JoLie used to be on the front of trends for a few years, now she is at the tail end of them.