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You're so SMUG

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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby Guest » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:45 am

She just has those over-sized orangutan hands that make them look odd in any position.


:dance: lol true!
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby Guest » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:48 am

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She just has those over-sized orangutan hands that make them look odd in any position.


:dance: lol true!


When you think about it, that's usually the hand formation of an orangutan scratching itself. Evolution's vestigial trait in Angie. :lol:
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby Guest » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:53 am

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If you think that face is "ravaged", then all Hollywood actresses should call their plastic surgeons and ask for "ravaged", and QUICK!


i love how these obsessed FFers are calling Jolie ugly lmao i would seriously Love to see how they look...then again a rabid crazy FFer was exposed on ONTD a few years ago..look up ontd JOYCE her username was slimandsexxy and she was a FFer who went on ONTD..needless to say Joyce was beyond ugly and she was the main one calling Jolie names...all the posters on ONTD knew she was crazy, thats what happens when an FFer tries to spew their hate on a normal forum...il try and look up the post where Joyce the crazy obsessed FFer was exposed on ONTD..it was absolutely hilarious


None of you all should be calling Jolie ugly when one of your jilted OBSESSED crazy fellow FFer who used to post here and prob still does looks like this:
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/36 ... 5190782983
fugly Joyce a;so use to go on about Jolie being ugly and frankly sounds alot like some of you all...methinks Joyce still lives on here LMAO
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby JuJuBee » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:43 pm

i love obsessed FFers calling Jolie ugly lmao when i look in a mirror too, would seriously Love to see how they look...in a transparent nightie but the restraining order prevents me from peeking in windows any more...then again a rabid crazy beaver that i communicate with via telepathy was exposed on the local news a few years ago..look up LOON its username was slimyandunsexxy and i was a lifer who escaped and the story went on local news...needless to say i was beyond fugly and i was the main one calling the beaver names...all the posters on the wall in my bedroom knew i was crazy, thats what happens when a Loon tries to spew their hate on a rabid crazy beaver that doesnt know loons exist...il try and look up the post where i and my rabid crazy beaver was exposing myself in the local park...it was absolutely hilarious oh the men in white coats are here with another dose of medicine i wish they'd undo this straightjacket i perfectly normal[/quote]
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Postby Guest » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:56 pm

JuJuBee wrote:i love obsessed FFers calling Jolie ugly lmao when i look in a mirror too, would seriously Love to see how they look...in a transparent nightie but the restraining order prevents me from peeking in windows any more...then again a rabid crazy beaver that i communicate with via telepathy was exposed on the local news a few years ago..look up LOON its username was slimyandunsexxy and i was a lifer who escaped and the story went on local news...needless to say i was beyond fugly and i was the main one calling the beaver names...all the posters on the wall in my bedroom knew i was crazy, thats what happens when a Loon tries to spew their hate on a rabid crazy beaver that doesnt know loons exist...il try and look up the post where i and my rabid crazy beaver was exposing myself in the local park...it was absolutely hilarious oh the men in white coats are here with another dose of medicine i wish they'd undo this straightjacket i perfectly normal


I'm beginning to think that's the only way to respond to the hard-headed loons that have parked their butts around here: ridicule their own words. You can't talk any sense with them when they lack that fundamental common sense.
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby Bennie » Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:07 pm

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JuJuBee wrote:i love obsessed FFers calling Jolie ugly lmao when i look in a mirror too, would seriously Love to see how they look...in a transparent nightie but the restraining order prevents me from peeking in windows any more...then again a rabid crazy beaver that i communicate with via telepathy was exposed on the local news a few years ago..look up LOON its username was slimyandunsexxy and i was a lifer who escaped and the story went on local news...needless to say i was beyond fugly and i was the main one calling the beaver names...all the posters on the wall in my bedroom knew i was crazy, thats what happens when a Loon tries to spew their hate on a rabid crazy beaver that doesnt know loons exist...il try and look up the post where i and my rabid crazy beaver was exposing myself in the local park...it was absolutely hilarious oh the men in white coats are here with another dose of medicine i wish they'd undo this straightjacket i perfectly normal


I'm beginning to think that's the only way to respond to the hard-headed loons that have parked their butts around here: ridicule their own words. You can't talk any sense with them when they lack that fundamental common sense.


I tend to agree. Rational debate is certainly out of the question.

On a lighter note, this line had me howling with laughter (well, the whole "translation" did, but this is my favorite): "i would seriously Love to see how they look...in a transparent nightie but the restraining order prevents me from peeking in windows any more." :laff: :laff:
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby Just Wonderin' » Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:13 pm

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If you think that face is "ravaged", then all Hollywood actresses should call their plastic surgeons and ask for "ravaged", and QUICK!



It is clear that you have not yet discovered there is something called photoshopping. It has to be used to excess on JoLie and Pitt these days in order to maintain any illusion they are still attractive.
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby Just Wonderin' » Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:17 pm

This Loon apparently has never heard of photoshopping. JoLie does not look like her highly photoshopped pictures.
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby Guest » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:08 pm

The photoshopped pics are worse than the unphotoshopped ones. They clear all humanity from her visage and leave only the smug cadaver. Looking like a plastic mannequin is not beauty especially when it wears Jolie's constant smug ugly expression or the maniacal grin. Her surgery was wonderful a while back, but I really don't know what the heck happened. If she kept getting surgery, or weight loss, or drug use, or the alcohol? All of the above? Whatever? Something happened along the way that ruined the effect of several years back. Shame really, that she was so striking and that it lasted only a very short time. It is no wonder that she is hiding and hoarding the grey goose all to herself under the tables. If she was a normal person or a nice person, one would feel pity, but she is not, and her loon is just as objectionable, so :twisted:
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby JuJuBee » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:52 pm

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Chin in the air again by Smugly. Her disdain of lesser mortals is evident here. But her worshipers are thrilled with the view they have right up her nostrils.

Annnnnnnnnnngieeeeeeee, loveeee your noseeeee haiiiirrrrrrssssss!
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby Guest » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:46 pm

Do you reckon that she thinks that the head tilted back tautens the neck skin and prevents gills or a turkey neck from making an appearance compared to if her head was in a normal position and the loose sagging skin from her extreme weight loss is permitted to sag? That angle really does Not flatter her at all and makes her look really objectionable and a total Bleet.
OR....Does this mean that she has stopped kissing our arses and those of the upper middle class mini van moms? Is this our big eff U from Jolie? :rotflmao: :laff:
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Postby Just Wonderin' » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:58 pm

Or she puts on so many pairs of false lashes for the rc that she can't see unless she adopts that strange and unattractive pose with her head...then again surely she has seen these photos time and again, so it may be her I'm better than you pose. She is very uncomfortable on the rc because it isn't scripted like her interviews and her work before the stoppage after TT. Hence the large pupils and awkward poses.
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby Guest » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:03 pm

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JuJuBee wrote:i love obsessed FFers calling Jolie ugly lmao when i look in a mirror too, would seriously Love to see how they look...in a transparent nightie but the restraining order prevents me from peeking in windows any more...then again a rabid crazy beaver that i communicate with via telepathy was exposed on the local news a few years ago..look up LOON its username was slimyandunsexxy and i was a lifer who escaped and the story went on local news...needless to say i was beyond fugly and i was the main one calling the beaver names...all the posters on the wall in my bedroom knew i was crazy, thats what happens when a Loon tries to spew their hate on a rabid crazy beaver that doesnt know loons exist...il try and look up the post where i and my rabid crazy beaver was exposing myself in the local park...it was absolutely hilarious oh the men in white coats are here with another dose of medicine i wish they'd undo this straightjacket i perfectly normal


I'm beginning to think that's the only way to respond to the hard-headed loons that have parked their butts around here: ridicule their own words. You can't talk any sense with them when they lack that fundamental common sense.


I tend to agree. Rational debate is certainly out of the question.

On a lighter note, this line had me howling with laughter (well, the whole "translation" did, but this is my favorite): "i would seriously Love to see how they look...in a transparent nightie but the restraining order prevents me from peeking in windows any more." :laff: :laff:


Bennie, this is not JuJuBee's post; it is the loon troll who is hijacking her identity. JuJuBee does not spew garbage about posters she does not know.
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby visitor » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:25 pm

Honestly ladies, you never fail to entertain....I have been going thru this thread and burst out laughing more than once. I think "Planning mass murder" was my favorite. I have never seen anyone tilt their head back like that. I do think very insecure people can look smug. And I do think, when her arrogance goes to sleep every so often, she is extremely insecure underneath. But I think she is very smug too, drowning in her own hubris. It's so wierd!!
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Re: You're so SMUG

Postby JuJuBee » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:43 am

Just Wonderin' wrote:Or she puts on so many pairs of false lashes for the rc that she can't see unless she adopts that strange and unattractive pose with her head...then again surely she has seen these photos time and again, so it may be her I'm better than you pose. She is very uncomfortable on the rc because it isn't scripted like her interviews and her work before the stoppage after TT. Hence the large pupils and awkward poses.




Nah, it's not because she can't see. It's the superiority rearing (back) its ugly head. Granted, the eyelashes are a bit much. They look like freeze-dried tarantulas.
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