Who here has ever pissed standing up?

[jinjin]

I carry an emergency funnel, so I have not had the need to attempt the following.  

This isn't as rare or weird as many people think, and most women can do it if they practice. Here's how to do it:

1. Start off naked in the shower (to avoid making a mess of your clothes and bathroom!) with a full bladder.
2. Spread your feet about shoulder width or wider, and thrust your hips forward as you lean your body back.
3. Using 2 or 3 fingers of both hands, spread your labia (vagina lips) and start peeing.
4. Now the tricky part: move a couple of fingers in so you can apply pressure on the sides of the urethra; by varying the position of the fingers and the amount of pressure, you can aim the urine stream where you want it to go.

A few pointers and thoughts:

1. It's probably going to take several practice sessions before you get to the point that you can go start to finish with the urine going where you want, so practice every time you take a shower until you get good at it.
2. Once you get practice on finger position, you'll be able to start directing the urethra even before you start peeing.
3. To avoid dribbling on yourself or your clothes at the beginning or end, give a good push as you're starting to urinate, and try to clamp it off suddenly when you get near the end.
4. After you're able to go start to finish with the pee going where you want in the shower, you can try peeing in a toilet, urinal, even against a tree!
5. You will be able to do it while clothed, but you will have to pull your pants down a bit farther than a man would (the bottom of the fly will have to be a few inches below your crotch). If you're wearing shorts, you could pull them and the panties to the side, being careful that the pressure from the side doesn't throw off your aim.

Good luck, and have fun writing your name in the snow!!!

Source(s): I'm a doctor... I know all kinds of off-the-wall stuff!

[Mac]

I carry an emergency funnel, so I have not had the need to attempt the following.  

How does that work?

[Mac]

What old Mac needs is a urinal to replace her bidet. She'll get to know why pissing standing up is such a joy!

I don't think so. Sitting is ok with me.

[H. Franklin Layne]

It's funny.....after considering your contributions these last few days, I believe I understand why public toilets are desecrated the way they are.....so people like you, and your looks of disgust and horror can be shared by the masses!

[collegejulie]

nopeeeeeeeeeeeeee! haha i never even though tto try!!! that is too funny. (sorry commenting on so many old posts and bringing them back to page 1.... need to hit 75 posts to use pm!)

[Mac]

nopeeeeeeeeeeeeee! haha i never even though tto try!!! that is too funny. (sorry commenting on so many old posts and bringing them back to page 1.... need to hit 75 posts to use pm!)

I am afraid of looking rediculous and pissing myself if I tried that so I will stick with sitting.

[H. Franklin Layne]

nopeeeeeeeeeeeeee! haha i never even though tto try!!! that is too funny. (sorry commenting on so many old posts and bringing them back to page 1.... need to hit 75 posts to use pm!)

I am afraid of looking rediculous and pissing myself if I tried that so I will stick with sitting.

Knowing what I do about you, it is safe to say.......................
















TOO LATE!

[Mac]

nopeeeeeeeeeeeeee! haha i never even though tto try!!! that is too funny. (sorry commenting on so many old posts and bringing them back to page 1.... need to hit 75 posts to use pm!)

I am afraid of looking rediculous and pissing myself if I tried that so I will stick with sitting.

Knowing what I do about you, it is safe to say.......................

TOO LATE!

Please refrain from commenting to my posts if you can only be sarcastic and make rude comments.

[H. Franklin Layne]

Yeah, OK....

[Man-Erg]

I stand up to piss the only time I am not standing up to pee is when I'm extremely drunk!

[none of the above]

I stand up to piss the only time I am not standing up to pee is when I'm extremely drunk!

Every Friday then...

[Mac]

nopeeeeeeeeeeeeee! haha i never even though tto try!!! that is too funny. (sorry commenting on so many old posts and bringing them back to page 1.... need to hit 75 posts to use pm!)

I am afraid of looking rediculous and pissing myself if I tried that so I will stick with sitting.

Knowing what I do about you, it is safe to say.......................

TOO LATE!

You don't really know anything about me.

[H. Franklin Layne]

I know you hate male genitalia and run around here dispensing sex advice like you're doctor fuckin Ruth!!! I know you advocate the forced emasculation of boys, and the castration of men. I know you want to see boys forced to dress and act like girls.....that's all I need to know, or WANT to know about you. In another thread, "How Many People Have You Had Sex With?" you responded "would you believe just one." NO, I don't believe it.....I don't believe a man wouldn't see you and your hate, and still stick his, "disgusting genitals" near your festering snatch. Nor do I believe a nondescript, lightweight metal cylinder with a tapered end qualifies as actual intercourse.

I think the only real action those dried up haggard piss flaps of yours has seen are your bony fingers in a world proof clean room in a nuclear bunker.

[Mac]

I know you hate male genitalia and run around here dispensing sex advice like you're doctor fuckin Ruth!!! I know you advocate the forced emasculation of boys, and the castration of men. I know you want to see boys forced to dress and act like girls.....that's all I need to know, or WANT to know about you. In another thread, "How Many People Have You Had Sex With?" you responded "would you believe just one." NO, I don't believe it.....I don't believe a man wouldn't see you and your hate, and still stick his, "disgusting genitals" near your festering snatch. Nor do I believe a nondescript, lightweight metal cylinder with a tapered end qualifies as actual intercourse.

I think the only real action those dried up haggard piss flaps of yours has seen are your bony fingers in a world proof clean room in a nuclear bunker.

Show me where I have made such hateful remarks.

[H. Franklin Layne]

I know you hate male genitalia and run around here dispensing sex advice like you're doctor fuckin Ruth!!! I know you advocate the forced emasculation of boys, and the castration of men. I know you want to see boys forced to dress and act like girls.....that's all I need to know, or WANT to know about you. In another thread, "How Many People Have You Had Sex With?" you responded "would you believe just one." NO, I don't believe it.....I don't believe a man wouldn't see you and your hate, and still stick his, "disgusting genitals" near your festering snatch. Nor do I believe a nondescript, lightweight metal cylinder with a tapered end qualifies as actual intercourse.

I think the only real action those dried up haggard piss flaps of yours has seen are your bony fingers in a world proof clean room in a nuclear bunker.

Show me where I have made such hateful remarks.

It used to be in your signature....since you removed it, it's hard to show. But anyone that's been here long enough and has read your crap, know that I am telling the truth. You know it, as well....but I've got your knickers twisted so tight, you couldn't sing higher if YOU were castrated! Way to go....give yourself a pat on the back, you're basically a pariah that nobody wants to associate with. Were it not for Rip and I, you wouldn't have anyone to talk to.