Pastor John Flapps sees a lady church member getting drunk in a pub. He tries to take her home but they fall & he ends up on top of her.
The landlord shouts "Oi mate you can't do that in here!" Rev replies "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps".
Landlord says "Oh well, if you're that far in... you may as well finish!"
Do it now...before it's too late.....
What do you regard as most humane?