Last text on your phone says..?

[none of the above]

Will send it via the post.

[Moira Mac]

Again later, please xx

[none of the above]

You could see the same things at the Cavalcade!

[jinjin]

Thanks

[none of the above]

I was down the gym this morning when I noticed a hole in my trainer, just big enough to get my finger in. Anyhow she's now made a formal complaint and I'm banned for life!

[jinjin]

Show times at 1:30, 2:30, ‎3:30, ‎4:30, ‎6:00‎, ‎7:00‎, ‎8:00‎, ‎9:00‎ and ‎10:00

[none of the above]

It's a cream coloured leather.

[Moira Mac]

I'm willing xx

[Shona1969]

Bal £415.73DR at 05:04 27April.

[none of the above]

Shads was in there quick, he's the man!

[jinjin]

Thanks

[none of the above]

Pastor John Flapps sees a lady church member getting drunk in a pub. He tries to take her home but they fall & he ends up on top of her.
The landlord shouts "Oi mate you can't do that in here!" Rev replies "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps".

Landlord says "Oh well, if you're that far in... you may as well finish!"

[jinjin]

Sure, we can do that.

[none of the above]

Has anyone told you you're the bestest girl in the world?

[jinjin]

Swing the handbag.