Guest wrote:Jolie with those clove hoof heels on is the same height as Pitt with his shorty legs![]()
Guest wrote:Who cares how tall he is, at least she isn't taller than him, which can look awkward. Justin will DEFINITELY have a bigger penis than Brad. Guaranteed. Mind you, not even that matters much - I'm sure having a conversation with Justin is far more stimulating than talking with Pitt. Brad is thick.
Guest wrote:Guest wrote:Who cares how tall he is, at least she isn't taller than him, which can look awkward. Justin will DEFINITELY have a bigger penis than Brad. Guaranteed. Mind you, not even that matters much - I'm sure having a conversation with Justin is far more stimulating than talking with Pitt. Brad is thick.
Now why don't you ask Terry Richardson about McShorty's little teeny weenie, I'm sure he KNOWS it quite well.
Guest wrote:Get a look at that pointed wicked witch of the west chin on Jolie....really emphasizes the protruding sharp jab!
We end up with the face we deserve... and even Jolie did no matter the million dollar cosmetic surgery...she STILL turned out all creepy as soon as the fresh stitches wore off.
Guest wrote:Guest wrote:Jolie with those clove hoof heels on is the same height as Pitt with his shorty legs![]()
Uh-Oh, Proof Positive that fun McMidget is less than 5'4" tall........

Guest wrote:Guest wrote:Uh-Oh, Proof Positive that fun McMidget is less than 5'4" tall........
that camera angle and distance between objects accounts for size differentials They were several feet apart and not side by side with JA close to the camera and looking larger.
An excellent example is if you have a copy of Lord of the rings Fellowship of the Ring....the extras tell of PJackson's camera manipulations with Gandolf and Frodo in the cart in the beginning of the movie. Hobbits are only about three feet tall in the book so PJ had to make Frodo appear smaller while seated side by side with Gandolf. The seat that appeared to be straight across the cart was actually split in half with Frodo seated several feet behind and to the left of Gandolf with the camera angle from right to left with Frodo on the left and far away fropm the camera. Fascinating tricks that they used throughout the movies are in the extras.
Find a pic of J and J side by side and the truth is told.
Guest wrote:Guest wrote:Guest wrote:Uh-Oh, Proof Positive that fun McMidget is less than 5'4" tall........
that camera angle and distance between objects accounts for size differentials They were several feet apart and not side by side with JA close to the camera and looking larger.
An excellent example is if you have a copy of Lord of the rings Fellowship of the Ring....the extras tell of PJackson's camera manipulations with Gandolf and Frodo in the cart in the beginning of the movie. Hobbits are only about three feet tall in the book so PJ had to make Frodo appear smaller while seated side by side with Gandolf. The seat that appeared to be straight across the cart was actually split in half with Frodo seated several feet behind and to the left of Gandolf with the camera angle from right to left with Frodo on the left and far away fropm the camera. Fascinating tricks that they used throughout the movies are in the extras.
Find a pic of J and J side by side and the truth is told.
So Brad walking DOWNhill behind the truck doesn't count, but you want me to think that just because MIDGET MAN is walking a couple of paces behind MANNY AND with his high-heeled combat boots on that that makes a difference....NO WAY DUMMY....
Guest wrote:Guest wrote:Who cares how tall he is, at least she isn't taller than him, which can look awkward. Justin will DEFINITELY have a bigger penis than Brad. Guaranteed. Mind you, not even that matters much - I'm sure having a conversation with Justin is far more stimulating than talking with Pitt. Brad is thick.
Now why don't you ask Terry Richardson about McShorty's little teeny weenie, I'm sure he KNOWS it quite well.
Guest wrote:NO CARES ABOUT JENNIFER OR JUSTIN!![]()
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This thread is about Pitt not being able to wear his lifts to the beach, not about Jen or Justin.

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