One of our members has posted a super pic from this evening with their fancy new telescope. It makes a nice change from the wingnuts you see on other sites and their endless attempts to post knob pics... really chaps it looks like a load of giblets. I mean, is there a knob pic on page three of the crappy newspapers, no... what does that tell you. Put it away and grow a real pair.
Now, enough about that and more about real bollox for tomorrow.
Taurus,Thursday, 1 March 2012
Have you seen Venus and Jupiter shining so brightly, so near to each other in the evening sky, lately? In March, the two come slowly closer together. Soon, they will both be in the same sector of the sky. Your sign. That's auspicious. There is no other word for it. Do you feel as if you are about to become the beneficiary of such a profound and benign astrological influence? If not, it may be because the heavenly helping hand is not so much going to carry you to cloud nine, as lift you out of a ditch. But even so, it will be good.
F*** me, what a spangle... it's Mars we've been looking at.
I can't say I feel I'm the beneficiary of any profound astrological influence whatsoever tbh... apart from reading this of course. Perhaps that's what he means, only the benefits are as yet to be discovered.
How I'm going to explain being found in a ditch with a "heavenly hand" helping me out I don't know, I just hope it's trimmed its fingernails.