Jennifer Aniston Thread

[Guest]

I like the Smart Water shot but there is a little too much Photoshop just the same. Something about it feels slightly off.

I just saw the red band trailer for the formerly named Neighborhood Watch, now known as The Watch. Justin's name is not listed in the writer's credits, so the Writer's Guild didn't think he did enough to warrant credit and he just did a polish, which is typical. He could still show up for the premiere since he's good friends with Stiller.

It's not the photoshop in it, it's really great and retro looking so they should have made her hairstyle retro, 50's or 40's era hair would have been great for the shot since they used an old car for the ad & the look is sepia toned of those eras.

[Guest]

Even in b&w her eyes are remarkable. I forgot where I heard it but her godfather, Telly Savalas, was apparently fascinated by her eyes when she was a baby. I think he would have been so tickled by her using his catch phrase in The Break-Up.

[Maryt]

That Smartwater pic I brought over was a pic someone took of their magazine containing the spread and then tweeted - so I think the quality of the photo is somewhat compromised and diminished because of that. I do agree that they could have used less photo-shop - it's not like she needs all of that. However, I think we'll have to wait and see the pics in a better quality to be truly able to judge.

Stephen Webster, a jewelery designer tweeted the following earlier today about a Jennifer and Courteney sighting - apparently Courteney had on one of his jewelery pieces, a ring. Some of his other tweets make it seem like he might not be in LA, so I'm not sure if this is a current sighting or not:

Stephen Webster ‏ @NoRegretsat5
Courteney Cox cuddling up to BFF Jennifer Aniston in the Standard wearing her SW attention seeker ring. Priceless. Friendship not the ring
3h

[Guest]

Jennifer seems really wise about her finances. Smart Water and her perfume are both doing very well. I bet she still gets residuals from Friends. It's on all the time, all over the world. Sometimes 4 or more times a day. This syndication of Friends is like a running advertisement for her 24/7 even if she no longer gets any residuals. People loved her as Rachel.

This financial acumen allows her to be selective about what she takes on. Since she is always busy and earning from her endorsements and perfume even when not filming, she can do what she really wants to do, which is more indy type projects and more directing.

Smartwater, or the brand most commonly called "dumbwater", does OK, but then MANNY has a very small percentage investment in that product, as for her "stinkwater", it FIZZLED, and you know it, it's at discount perfume sites everywhere, it BOMBED as if it was one of her stupid rom-coms.....so, please don't try and sell her as some financial "genius", the ONLY alumni from Friends that has invested wisely was Courtney Cox, she has more money than MANNY will ever have.......

[Guest]

Jennifer seems really wise about her finances. Smart Water and her perfume are both doing very well. I bet she still gets residuals from Friends. It's on all the time, all over the world. Sometimes 4 or more times a day. This syndication of Friends is like a running advertisement for her 24/7 even if she no longer gets any residuals. People loved her as Rachel.

This financial acumen allows her to be selective about what she takes on. Since she is always busy and earning from her endorsements and perfume even when not filming, she can do what she really wants to do, which is more indy type projects and more directing.

Smartwater, or the brand most commonly called "dumbwater", does OK, but then MANNY has a very small percentage investment in that product, as for her "stinkwater", it FIZZLED, and you know it, it's at discount perfume sites everywhere, it BOMBED as if it was one of her stupid rom-coms.....so, please don't try and sell her as some financial "genius", the ONLY alumni from Friends that has invested wisely was Courtney Cox, she has more money than MANNY will ever have.......

Liar, Liar pants on fire...............

[Guest]

Jennifer seems really wise about her finances. Smart Water and her perfume are both doing very well. I bet she still gets residuals from Friends. It's on all the time, all over the world. Sometimes 4 or more times a day. This syndication of Friends is like a running advertisement for her 24/7 even if she no longer gets any residuals. People loved her as Rachel.

This financial acumen allows her to be selective about what she takes on. Since she is always busy and earning from her endorsements and perfume even when not filming, she can do what she really wants to do, which is more indy type projects and more directing.

Smartwater, or the brand most commonly called "dumbwater", does OK, but then MANNY has a very small percentage investment in that product, as for her "stinkwater", it FIZZLED, and you know it, it's at discount perfume sites everywhere, it BOMBED as if it was one of her stupid rom-coms.....so, please don't try and sell her as some financial "genius", the ONLY alumni from Friends that has invested wisely was Courtney Cox, she has more money than MANNY will ever have.......

Liar, Liar pants on fire...............

That's the most intelligent comeback ever posted by a FF'ing HOGETTE......

[Maryt]

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[Guest]

Nope, no phtoshopping her....(HAHA).....
Even in b&w her eyes are remarkable. I forgot where I heard it but her godfather, Telly Savalas, was apparently fascinated by her eyes when she was a baby. I think he would have been so tickled by her using his catch phrase in The Break-Up.

[Guest]

AMAZING how MANNY never needs photoshpping...HAHA...this picture is at least 15 years old...
Even in b&w her eyes are remarkable. I forgot where I heard it but her godfather, Telly Savalas, was apparently fascinated by her eyes when she was a baby. I think he would have been so tickled by her using his catch phrase in The Break-Up.

[Guest]

Jennifer seems really wise about her finances. Smart Water and her perfume are both doing very well. I bet she still gets residuals from Friends. It's on all the time, all over the world. Sometimes 4 or more times a day. This syndication of Friends is like a running advertisement for her 24/7 even if she no longer gets any residuals. People loved her as Rachel.

This financial acumen allows her to be selective about what she takes on. Since she is always busy and earning from her endorsements and perfume even when not filming, she can do what she really wants to do, which is more indy type projects and more directing.

Smartwater, or the brand most commonly called "dumbwater", does OK, but then MANNY has a very small percentage investment in that product, as for her "stinkwater", it FIZZLED, and you know it, it's at discount perfume sites everywhere, it BOMBED as if it was one of her stupid rom-coms.....so, please don't try and sell her as some financial "genius", the ONLY alumni from Friends that has invested wisely was Courtney Cox, she has more money than MANNY will ever have.......

Liar, Liar pants on fire...............

That's the most intelligent comeback ever posted by a FF'ing HOGETTE......

Honey you don't deserve anything better.

[Cheater Ho brad pitt]

Ben Berkon: I Would Date You, Jennifer Aniston




I just want to put this out there before I get started. Jennifer, I am in no way a stalker or pervert. While I enjoy the occasional Friends re-run and think you're a relatively pleasant screen actress, I do not possess a single Jennifer Aniston poster, cardboard standout, or shrine/sniffing closet. Frankly, if it were to come down to seeing one of your movies versus not, I would probably choose the latter. That all being said, I would date you. Hard.

In the past, you have dated some extremely handsome and cool people. The likes of Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor, John Mayer, and Justin Theroux come to mind. I cannot pretend to physically or socially live up to any of those men (though people have said I resemble Zachary Quinto and/or Eli Roth), but where I might lack in those departments, I excel in being "nice." For instance, after a long day of being an incredibly super hot celebrity, I would cook you a nice dinner (do you like eggplant parmesan?), ask you how your day was (I'm assuming awesome), and totes be down to watch any of your critically panned movies (even The Bounty Hunter). Did any of those above mentioned guys ever do that for you? Doubt it.

But like any hypothetical and completely irrational celebrity/normal person coupling, there would be some hurdles. For starters, you live in Los Angeles, and I reside in New York. Someone would have to move, and seeing as you can be Men's Health magazine's "Sexiest Woman of All Time" anywhere in the world -- whereas my current job is in New York -- I'm sort of thinking you'd have to move here. Also, while I dig your mix of Greek, Scottish, Italian, and Irish ancestry, I plan on raising my kids Jewish. Wikipedia didn't mention how religious you are, but we would have to broach the subject of you converting to Judaism (or at the very least learning enough Hebrew to help our prospective children with memorizing their Haftorah portion). Lastly, I am currently in a long-term, and very stable relationship with my girlfriend. I wouldn't suggest a "fight to the death" over me, but maybe some sort of wet-tee wrestling match. This can be decided later.

In conclusion, I think it's pretty obvious we will never be together. Perhaps it's for the best. Judging by the slew of sexy dudes whose loins you've frequented over the years, it's possible you will never look to date/marry a genuinely "nice" person like myself. But in the event you decide to make the change, I will be here, waiting to love you like you've never been loved (assuming you move to New York, become a Jew, and maybe mud wrestle my wonderful girlfriend out of the picture).

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ben-berko ... tml?ref=tw

About him: http://benberkon.com/about

Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/BenBerkon

[Guest]

AMAZING how MANNY never needs photoshpping...HAHA...this picture is at least 15 years old...
Even in b&w her eyes are remarkable. I forgot where I heard it but her godfather, Telly Savalas, was apparently fascinated by her eyes when she was a baby. I think he would have been so tickled by her using his catch phrase in The Break-Up.

I love this photo of Jennifer, she looks so fresh and youthful, like she was in her teens and she was actually in her early thirties. She had little make-up on, just lipstick and none around her eye area except merriment and yet her eyes still sparkled beautifully and she still look beautiful. I think she was about jolie's age in that photo and jolie now looks like she gave birth to the JEN IN THAT PIC. What a remarkable woman, she needs to bottle that youthful essence and sell it to jolie, maybe it may help her premature aging with a vengeance.

Thank God she left pittite, she was too skinny then, just the way he likes his women...looking like a boy.

[Guest]

Ben Berkon: I Would Date You, <A HREF='http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/?celeb=Jennifer Aniston' target='_blank'>Jennifer Aniston</A>




I just want to put this out there before I get started. Jennifer, I am in no way a stalker or pervert. While I enjoy the occasional Friends re-run and think you're a relatively pleasant screen actress, I do not possess a single <A HREF='http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/?celeb=Jennifer Aniston' target='_blank'>Jennifer Aniston</A> poster, cardboard standout, or shrine/sniffing closet. Frankly, if it were to come down to seeing one of your movies versus not, I would probably choose the latter. That all being said, I would date you. Hard.

In the past, you have dated some extremely handsome and cool people. The likes of Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor, John Mayer, and Justin Theroux come to mind. I cannot pretend to physically or socially live up to any of those men (though people have said I resemble Zachary Quinto and/or Eli Roth), but where I might lack in those departments, I excel in being "nice." For instance, after a long day of being an incredibly super hot celebrity, I would cook you a nice dinner (do you like eggplant parmesan?), ask you how your day was (I'm assuming awesome), and totes be down to watch any of your critically panned movies (even The Bounty Hunter). Did any of those above mentioned guys ever do that for you? Doubt it.

But like any hypothetical and completely irrational celebrity/normal person coupling, there would be some hurdles. For starters, you live in Los Angeles, and I reside in New York. Someone would have to move, and seeing as you can be Men's Health magazine's "Sexiest Woman of All Time" anywhere in the world -- whereas my current job is in New York -- I'm sort of thinking you'd have to move here. Also, while I dig your mix of Greek, Scottish, Italian, and Irish ancestry, I plan on raising my kids Jewish. Wikipedia didn't mention how religious you are, but we would have to broach the subject of you converting to Judaism (or at the very least learning enough Hebrew to help our prospective children with memorizing their Haftorah portion). Lastly, I am currently in a long-term, and very stable relationship with my girlfriend. I wouldn't suggest a "fight to the death" over me, but maybe some sort of wet-tee wrestling match. This can be decided later.

In conclusion, I think it's pretty obvious we will never be together. Perhaps it's for the best. Judging by the slew of sexy dudes whose loins you've frequented over the years, it's possible you will never look to date/marry a genuinely "nice" person like myself. But in the event you decide to make the change, I will be here, waiting to love you like you've never been loved (assuming you move to New York, become a Jew, and maybe mud wrestle my wonderful girlfriend out of the picture).

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ben-berko ... tml?ref=tw

About him: http://benberkon.com/about

Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/BenBerkon

The guy is obviously out of work, but he might be a good replacement for STUMPY now that the little man has returned to Heidi, just remember, MANNY doesn't want or need SEX from a man.........

[Cheater Ho brad pitt]

It seems this Ben berkon guy is serious, wants to ditch his girlfriend for jen aniston and even wants to make babies with her.
he loves her that much but he knows that will never happen since jen is taken. slow down ben as justin will fight you if you
dare get closer to his babygirl. maybe in his dream though. nice try buddy


Btw how could jen aniston perform which was Top 10 best seller in 2011 bombed, jealousy runs in this poor loons house
You are the only one here who post negative comment and stalk on this thread and reply to yourself everyday.
you are very pathetic girl nice try though KWASIA

[Guest]

AMAZING how MANNY never needs photoshpping...HAHA...this picture is at least 15 years old...... Angelina at the same age, Angie is stunningly beautiful, just like she is today...



I love this photo of Jennifer, she looks so fresh and youthful, like she was in her teens and she was actually in her early thirties. She had little make-up on, just lipstick and none around her eye area except merriment and yet her eyes still sparkled beautifully and she still look beautiful. I think she was about jolie's age in that photo and jolie now looks like she gave birth to the JEN IN THAT PIC. What a remarkable woman, she needs to bottle that youthful essence and sell it to jolie, maybe it may help her premature aging with a vengeance.

Thank God she left pittite, she was too skinny then, just the way he likes his women...looking like a boy.