JOLIE'S FREAKY-ASS LONG MONKEY ARMS! PICS!

[Guest]

[Guest]

Yes, Loon... We know all about the Bradley Pony and the Speed Stick.

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Sorry, couldn't resist to quote it from the Hidden Grotto...

Angelina cried out as she felt herself shudder and climax as Brad nibbled at the sensitive pink folds that concealed her entrance. Brad grinned as she tugged at his hair, trying to pull him up so they were face-to-face. Sliding his hands up her smooth back, he licked and kissed her lips and began to kiss every inch of her body, including the slight scar that marred the lower portion of her belly. She was so beautiful and Brad loved her more than she would ever know. He had been sleeping when he heard her moan in her sleep. He had turned to wake her when he realized his sexy lady love was having one of those hot and wet fantasies. As if that weren’t wonderful enough, he had heard her yell out the name “Achilles” and what better way to reprise his former role than like this? Deciding to mess things up a bit, Brad pretended that she was “Olympias,” mother of Alexander and also an indirect descendant of Achilles according to myth. So, while she had been sleeping, Brad proceeded to make love with her with his hands and mouth. But now it was time to use another tool. His rock-hard ***** (speed stick). Before she could say anything, Brad flipped Angelina onto her stomach and got up on his knees behind her. Pulling her hips back towards his erection, Brad inserted the tip of himself inside her and then thrust all the way in. Angelina cried out at the sharp and full sensation, but soon her cries became moans of pleasure as Brad grabbed hold of her hips and began to ram himself in and out of her at a steady pace. She grabbed onto the bedposts for support as Brad began to increase the length of his pace and thrusts, punishing her with his speed stick. She muffled her scream into the pillow, not wanting to wake anybody up. After a few minutes of building up the pinnacle of their sexual flight, Brad and Angelina climaxed together in a hot and beautiful mess. A few seconds later, it was Angelina’s turn to be the dominant one. Angelina watched as she lowered herself unto the Bradley pony, watching his **** (speed stick) disappear seemingly forever inside her. Bracing her palms on his chest for support, Angelina began to grind as Brad played with her big breasts. She was the hottest MILF he had ever seen. Soon after riding him for what seemed to be eternity, Angelina climaxed, unable to stop from screaming her powerful and intense ****** (black hole) into his face. Brad kissed her as she fell forward in a disheveled heap. He came soon after, for nice guys always finish last. After a few minutes of snuggling and some pillow talk, the lovers soon fell asleep once more, with their limbs entangled and melding into one another’s, just like their love. The End

[just]

it is good love story, except his sh itt is small... am sure there are a lot in here who want to do him in this site. Some how they think they want to save him or some in here thinks Jennifer Aniston is responsible in saving his littel sh it . risking her fabulous single life for humiliation. This is a lesson for thier obsesstion about this littel sh it man.

[Guest]

Now come on, I Protest!!!! I came in this thread hoping to get a few chuckles laughing at CroMagnumlina and you are playing a joke on me with that Grotto nightmare visual Not a nice thing to do to a fellow anti without some kind of warning I guess I should be grateful that the loons haven't had sex since the 70's so that the description isn't that vivid. Honestly, speedstick? Sounds like someone is a bit premature.

['Guest' Who]

Check it out. Jolie's arms hang a whole hand's length below her crotch area.
Then look at Aniston. You know, Aniston--whose body is NORMALLY proportioned, whose arms are about, oh, six or seven inches shorter! or more!!

Seriously, Jolie is a he-she or SOMETHING.

Please enjoy posting Jolie monkey pix here, and any comparison shots you wish as well.

Thaaaank you!! I've been saying this for a while now and this illustrates my point SO nicely. Well done. She is a fuckin' gremlin, I'm tellin' ya. Or Gollum. But Gollum's nicer.

[Marmalade_Sky]

Angelina is simply perfect! Too skinny? I think not, she’s healthy and nothing indicates she’s malnurished.

She’s active and very fit and we all know Brad loves giving her workouts nonstop. : )

For the fools that don’t like her move on already.. same old slams time and time again..

It is like doing something over and over..after awhile the world turns a deaf ear.. which is starting to happen. You FF freaks are just so stupid.. Really

Get a life.. put down the chocolate and chips… get off the computer.. and go out and feel the sun on your face.. Over 5 years and you nuts are still obsessed over everything Angelina..

she is just ONE woman.. and man does she own your as**

ROTFLMAO.. Love it.. maybe this will be the year she lets you all go free..

Thank you, Loonie Toons, for sticking it out with us these 5 long years. What would we do without you here to set us straight? I mean, you OBVIOUSLY know these 2 idiots intimately, because how else could you say "we all know Brad loves giving her workouts nonstop. : )". Not only do I NOT know this for a fact, I don't even WANT to know how often they do it. But you must be right there with them, I guess, to be able to talk like you do, so SURE about everything be so ducky with them. Do you just watch, or are you invited to join in? Do you have any pictures to prove your closeness to these 2 and their children, or are you just talking out of your ass? Hmmm, I wonder which one is more likely - this poster is a close associate of BRANGELINA, or just another crazy loon that got lost on her way to JustJared?

[RCM1958]

Angelina is simply perfect! Too skinny? I think not, she’s healthy and nothing indicates she’s malnurished.

She’s active and very fit and we all know Brad loves giving her workouts nonstop. : )

For the fools that don’t like her move on already.. same old slams time and time again..

It is like doing something over and over..after awhile the world turns a deaf ear.. which is starting to happen. You FF freaks are just so stupid.. Really

Get a life.. put down the chocolate and chips… get off the computer.. and go out and feel the sun on your face.. Over 5 years and you nuts are still obsessed over everything Angelina..

she is just ONE woman.. and man does she own your as**

ROTFLMAO.. Love it.. maybe this will be the year she lets you all go free..

Please loon, Jolie is not perfect, even though your pea-brain would like to think so. No one cares if Brad screws his dime store wh0re. Jolie owns you, not us, you always take up for her sorry ass!!!

[Guest]

What gets me isn't the long arms. It's the fact that her arms are like a straight line done. Her upper arm and lower arm are the same size, which isn't normal.

Her legs are the same. One straight line down, same size all over. Again, not normal. Your thighs are supposed to be thicker than your calfs.

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Bump

[MeanGuest]

Yes, Loon... We know all about the Bradley Pony and the Speed Stick.

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Sorry, couldn't resist to quote it from the Hidden Grotto...

Angelina cried out as she felt herself shudder and climax as Brad nibbled at the sensitive pink folds that concealed her entrance. Brad grinned as she tugged at his hair, trying to pull him up so they were face-to-face. Sliding his hands up her smooth back, he licked and kissed her lips and began to kiss every inch of her body, including the slight scar that marred the lower portion of her belly. She was so beautiful and Brad loved her more than she would ever know. He had been sleeping when he heard her moan in her sleep. He had turned to wake her when he realized his sexy lady love was having one of those hot and wet fantasies. As if that weren’t wonderful enough, he had heard her yell out the name “Achilles” and what better way to reprise his former role than like this? Deciding to mess things up a bit, Brad pretended that she was “Olympias,” mother of Alexander and also an indirect descendant of Achilles according to myth. So, while she had been sleeping, Brad proceeded to make love with her with his hands and mouth. But now it was time to use another tool. His rock-hard ***** (speed stick). Before she could say anything, Brad flipped Angelina onto her stomach and got up on his knees behind her. Pulling her hips back towards his erection, Brad inserted the tip of himself inside her and then thrust all the way in. Angelina cried out at the sharp and full sensation, but soon her cries became moans of pleasure as Brad grabbed hold of her hips and began to ram himself in and out of her at a steady pace. She grabbed onto the bedposts for support as Brad began to increase the length of his pace and thrusts, punishing her with his speed stick. She muffled her scream into the pillow, not wanting to wake anybody up. After a few minutes of building up the pinnacle of their sexual flight, Brad and Angelina climaxed together in a hot and beautiful mess. A few seconds later, it was Angelina’s turn to be the dominant one. Angelina watched as she lowered herself unto the Bradley pony, watching his **** (speed stick) disappear seemingly forever inside her. Bracing her palms on his chest for support, Angelina began to grind as Brad played with her big breasts. She was the hottest MILF he had ever seen. Soon after riding him for what seemed to be eternity, Angelina climaxed, unable to stop from screaming her powerful and intense ****** (black hole) into his face. Brad kissed her as she fell forward in a disheveled heap. He came soon after, for nice guys always finish last. After a few minutes of snuggling and some pillow talk, the lovers soon fell asleep once more, with their limbs entangled and melding into one another’s, just like their love. The End

eewww this is just nasty

[madame]

take it a step further ..
no waist ..abnormally long arms ..
short legs and an enormous cranium ...
uhhhhhhhh ...something very wrong ...lol

[JuJuBee]

Angelina is simply perfect! Too skinny? I think not, she’s healthy and nothing indicates she’s malnurished.

She’s active and very fit and we all know Brad loves giving her workouts nonstop. : )

For the fools that don’t like her move on already.. same old slams time and time again..

It is like doing something over and over..after awhile the world turns a deaf ear.. which is starting to happen. You FF freaks are just so stupid.. Really

Get a life.. put down the chocolate and chips… get off the computer.. and go out and feel the sun on your face.. Over 5 years and you nuts are still obsessed over everything Angelina..

she is just ONE woman.. and man does she own your as**

ROTFLMAO.. Love it.. maybe this will be the year she lets you all go free..

Yes, Loon... We know all about the Bradley Pony and the Speed Stick.

First one didn't post, redid it here.

Brad gazed tenderly into Angie’s soft eyes as he hugged her close on the bearskin rug before the romantic, cozy fire. He pondered how best to hit it: Should he go with his trusty Speed Stick deodorant? He hadn’t yet tried Power Unscented on his bad girl. And there was always her favorite, Lady Speed Stick. No, he vowed silently, this time I will take the plunge myself. Brad whispered softly in his lady love’s ear, “My Little Pony is ready, honey.” He bit back a hiss as he plunged into her nectared cave of delight, the sensation like battery acid eating away at him. Angie stirred from her vegetable torpor and asked, “Is it in yet, dearest heart?” when suddenly she started screaming like a banshee and flopping around on the rug. Brad hung on for dear life, feeling himself go ice-cold from the waist down. Uh oh. Numb nuts and getting tossed like a bronco-rider meant Lefsetz was joining the party. He would be lucky to escape this sensual encounter with his little pony intact. But that was what he loved about his wild, unpredictable Angie. Her inner demons guaranteed life was never boring or dull.

[JuJuBee]

Third time I'm trying to post this, sorry if it comes through multiple times.

Brad gazed tenderly into Angie’s soft eyes as he hugged her close on the bearskin rug before the romantic, cozy fire. He pondered how best to hit it: Should he go with his trusty Speed Stick deodorant. He hadn’t yet tried Power Unscented on his bad girl. And there was always her favorite, Lady Speed Stick. No, he vowed silently, this time I will take the plunge myself. Brad whispered softly in his lady love’s ear, “My Little Pony is ready, honey.” He bit back a hiss as he plunged into her nectared cave of delight, the sensation like battery acid eating away at him. Angie stirred from her vegetable torpor and asked, “Is it in yet, dearest heart?” when suddenly she started screaming like a banshee and flopping around on the rug. Brad hung on for dear life, feeling himself go ice-cold from the waist down. Uh oh. Numb nuts and getting tossed like a bronco-rider meant Lefsetz was joining the party. He would be lucky to escape this sensual encounter with his little pony intact. But that was what he loved about his wild, unpredictable Angie. Her inner demons guaranteed life was never boring or dull.

[Guest]

Third time I'm trying to post this, sorry if it comes through multiple times.

Brad gazed tenderly into Angie’s soft eyes as he hugged her close on the bearskin rug before the romantic, cozy fire. He pondered how best to hit it: Should he go with his trusty Speed Stick deodorant. He hadn’t yet tried Power Unscented on his bad girl. And there was always her favorite, Lady Speed Stick. No, he vowed silently, this time I will take the plunge myself. Brad whispered softly in his lady love’s ear, “My Little Pony is ready, honey.” He bit back a hiss as he plunged into her nectared cave of delight, the sensation like battery acid eating away at him. Angie stirred from her vegetable torpor and asked, “Is it in yet, dearest heart?” when suddenly she started screaming like a banshee and flopping around on the rug. Brad hung on for dear life, feeling himself go ice-cold from the waist down. Uh oh. Numb nuts and getting tossed like a bronco-rider meant Lefsetz was joining the party. He would be lucky to escape this sensual encounter with his little pony intact. But that was what he loved about his wild, unpredictable Angie. Her inner demons guaranteed life was never boring or dull.

How the heck did you get that message through when the previous ones got suspended? I had this impression if any of the words were verbatim, the re-submissions don't get through.

[JuJuBee]

I had clicked QUOTE to add my comment to someone else's. Tried it twice, with 2 different posts, then decided to do a stand-alone post.