Let's be politically correct

[vinivini]

Someone receives this phrase:

"Do not sit on this chair if you are fat as you might break it"

You then correct the phrase into something like:

"Please be careful, this is a fragile chair and cannot take too much weight"

Then provide a phrase to the next person:

A notice says "Remember you are in church. No farts allowed in here"

[vinivini]

A notice says "Remember you are in church. No farts allowed in here"

"God is watching You, don't scare him away with unwanted noises"

Phrase for the next person to be made politically correct:

"This french course is not for stupid people"

[jinjin]

"This class is very slow paced."



Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

[vinivini]

"This class is very slow paced."



Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Have a happy family reunion

Please lose some weight next year

[ZiaAries]

"This class is very slow paced."



Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Have a happy family reunion

Please lose some weight next year

May next year bring you good health and an abundance of physical energy.


Your breath stinks.

[jinjin]

Care for a mint?



Baka baka! Get off the fucking road you jackass!

[vinivini]

Your steering wheal is a bit lose, why dont you tighten it up a bit?

Your long hair needs cutting a bit Nota.

[none of the above]

Your long hair needs cutting a bit Nota.

*pause game*


I grew the hair much longer than normal after a thread a long while back about giving hair to charity (Zia will remember), in the end it was well over twelve inches that was taken. So, since Feb it's been at it's more common length. Now, you have correct and up to date info you will be able to form a question that is relevant...

*continue*

[vinivini]

Your long hair needs cutting a bit Nota.

form a question that is relevant...

Vini, think before you open your big mouth again.

[H. Franklin Layne]

Vini, you have an eccentric sense style and an opinion I have never heard before.


Here's one that could stand some work

"FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU THICK CUNT! "

[jinjin]

I need some time alone, please.



You are going to get screwed tonight. Your date is a lawyer.

[H. Franklin Layne]

I'll look forward to helping her put her briefs down.


Wow, check out the jugs on that bimbo!!

[vinivini]

That girl is page 3 material

You have very bad table manners

[Joyofsox]

Bonding is nice.



There is dogshit on your shoes and you are on my new carpet.

[H. Franklin Layne]

Bonding is nice.



There is dogshit on your shoes and you are on my new carpet.

Damn, Soxy...I think that IS the most PC way of putting it!