none of the above wrote:
I could have sworn I saw evidence that chaps like to pop down the shops for some lady garments...
I question the "Y" ness of the so called "chaps!"
Out for life, liberty, and the pursuit of cuntishness!
"...So I told the swamp donkey to sock it before I gave her a trunkey in her tradesmens entrance and made her suck me yard balls!"