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[ukmav]

Ah but are those nutters really dangerous are they in fact really nutters?

[none of the above]

The dangerous ones live in the big towns, here it's just the more minor of the nutter community. Like most places I suppose.


It could be worse, this could be Belgium...

[ukmav]

I have always found belgium to be a quiet and relatively sane place when I have visited.

[none of the above]

It's usually quiet there, but relatively sane... compared to what?

[ukmav]

Compared to most of the rest of the world, of course sanity your view of sanity and mone could very well not be identical.

[none of the above]

Everyone has a different level of sane, for instance a DJ mate on an on-line radio station down south has dedicated a Chas & Dave tune to me "the manager of the pink flamingo gay club" not half hour ago... cheeky b*****.

[ukmav]

indeed when every knows pink flamingos are only any good for playing golf with

[none of the above]

Or croquet...

[Joyofsox]

[none of the above]

Bet you've not read that...

[ukmav]

No but it looks like a real toe curler

[none of the above]

With the right sox no-one need see the toe curling.

[ukmav]

Ah but only one of my socks is right

[Look3538]

My sockless feet are envious of this conversation.

[ukmav]

Then I imagine you have a choice purchase some socks or cut off your feet, there is a third alternative but that I imagine is unpaletable.