The Brand is having a B-a-a-ad week.

[Guest]

Jolie claims to be in talks to direct Shades of Gray which is denied so quickly by Universal Studios that her fax got whiplash.

She did? She said she is in talks to direct that or someone else claimed she said it? I must have missed reading that.
You have a link?

[Guest]

Jolie claims to be in talks to direct Shades of Gray which is denied so quickly by Universal Studios that her fax got whiplash.

She did? She said she is in talks to direct that or someone else claimed she said it? I must have missed reading that.
You have a link?

FU loon. We don't waste our time anynmore providing proof to you Aholes, that you will then ignore and re-request repeatedly. You find us a credible link (that means not from a loon blog) that says it's not true, and maybe we'll respond.

[Guest]

No wonder the Gulf Coast is all flooded. Between Vampire Bytch and Goat Boy's tears the run-off had to go somewhere.

[Guest]

So Jolie turned 37 Monday. In this same week the brand suffered several severe pr blows:

Pitt has 7 weeks of onsite reshoots on WWZ.

The brand arrives in Eqypt to yawns and laughter. Jolie wears her black great-granny glam get up.

Jolie claims to be in talks to direct Shades of Gray which is denied so quickly by Universal Studios that her fax got whiplash.

Jennifer [cause the loons always bring her up] wins MTV award wearing a hot leather lbd, proving she has youth appeal Jolie does not.

Jennifer appears at AFI event in jaw dropping white goddess gown with super sexy slit, seated at the head table with Shirley.

Jennifer gets great press. All polls agree Jenniferand does it the right way and the People poll gives her 85% over Jolie.

Tom Cruise's ROA premieres to rave reviews and TC looks great on the rc.

Also on the rc is Justin Theroux' who wrote the rave hit ROA.

Notice how it is relatively loonless around here? Yes, this was not a good birthday week for Jolie, Pitt, the brand, and their loons.

I think the LOONIFERS are really upset over the DIRTBAG and her PAID MAN'S really BAD week, instead of their delusional ramblings of what they perceive as Brad and Angie's "bad week". Brad and Angie started the week off with a romantic getaway for Angie's birthday, just the two of them, having their Mommy and Daddy time, then the net goes crazy with just the "idea" that Angie might direct 'Shades of Gray", which set every site on fire, then Angie's people have to tell them, no, she has not been in talks with Universal, whereas Universal issues an Official statement saying they would be "very interested in Angie directing the movie, as they LOVED her first directorial movie, ITLOBAH". Then the OFFICALLY NAMED DIRTBAG "photobombs" everyone at an event no one can quite figure out what she's there for, she wasn't asked to get up and talk about Shirley McClain, she was just there in her off the rack size 14 dress (and WEAVE of course) without a date (as usual) and looking really OLD and FAT....then her PAID for MAN has "his" movie premiere, of course there are THREE additional writers on "his" movie, but no one wants to mention that...LOL...anyhoo, the OLD FAT DIRTBAG was too drunk and coked up to attend, (not that she was even asked) or maybe the Fat Ladies Dress Shop had just run out of PORKER sized evening wear...LOL..and THAT dear LOONIFERS was the "real" week....and by the way, ROA is tracking very poorly, just saw that a few minutes agao...LOL...LOL..LOL

Watching Clooniqua lose her shitt is so very entertaining.

No shitt! So, here's an unposed pic. Jen, at the guest of honor table (how does that translate to "photobombing" again?), as a deeply loved and admired friend of the guest of honor, wearing a "size 14" dress (really?) from her "Fat Ladies Dress Shop Porker Wear" (REALLY?). The most beautiful woman in the room in a room of deeply accomplished and respected A-listers, all of whom clearly like and admire her. Here you are, Diana. You loons will NEVER be able to admit you backed the wrong horse back in 2005, will you? Aniston has set the bar so high in terms of beauty, grace and dignity since then that she is in a class of her own. She is far more beautiful now than she ever has been. She truly OWNS her forties. Observe and weep; you will NEVER see your hore goddess, looking this beautiful at 43, in this rarefied setting:

[Guest]

Jolie claims to be in talks to direct Shades of Gray which is denied so quickly by Universal Studios that her fax got whiplash.

She did? She said she is in talks to direct that or someone else claimed she said it? I must have missed reading that.
You have a link?

Angie denies that she ever talked to anyone, and Universal denies it also, but Universal says "they would LOVE to talk to Angelina Jolie about directing 'Shades of Gray", because they LOVED her directorial debut, ITLOBAH"...doesn't that just KILL you LOONIFERS, that Universal actually put out that statement....LOL...LOL....

[Guest]

So Jolie turned 37 Monday. In this same week the brand suffered several severe pr blows:

Pitt has 7 weeks of onsite reshoots on WWZ.

The brand arrives in Eqypt to yawns and laughter. Jolie wears her black great-granny glam get up.

Jolie claims to be in talks to direct Shades of Gray which is denied so quickly by Universal Studios that her fax got whiplash.

Jennifer [cause the loons always bring her up] wins MTV award wearing a hot leather lbd, proving she has youth appeal Jolie does not.

Jennifer appears at AFI event in jaw dropping white goddess gown with super sexy slit, seated at the head table with Shirley.

Jennifer gets great press. All polls agree Jenniferand does it the right way and the People poll gives her 85% over Jolie.

Tom Cruise's ROA premieres to rave reviews and TC looks great on the rc.

Also on the rc is Justin Theroux' who wrote the rave hit ROA.

Notice how it is relatively loonless around here? Yes, this was not a good birthday week for Jolie, Pitt, the brand, and their loons.

I think the LOONIFERS are really upset over the DIRTBAG and her PAID MAN'S really BAD week, instead of their delusional ramblings of what they perceive as Brad and Angie's "bad week". Brad and Angie started the week off with a romantic getaway for Angie's birthday, just the two of them, having their Mommy and Daddy time, then the net goes crazy with just the "idea" that Angie might direct 'Shades of Gray", which set every site on fire, then Angie's people have to tell them, no, she has not been in talks with Universal, whereas Universal issues an Official statement saying they would be "very interested in Angie directing the movie, as they LOVED her first directorial movie, ITLOBAH". Then the OFFICALLY NAMED DIRTBAG "photobombs" everyone at an event no one can quite figure out what she's there for, she wasn't asked to get up and talk about Shirley McClain, she was just there in her off the rack size 14 dress (and WEAVE of course) without a date (as usual) and looking really OLD and FAT....then her PAID for MAN has "his" movie premiere, of course there are THREE additional writers on "his" movie, but no one wants to mention that...LOL...anyhoo, the OLD FAT DIRTBAG was too drunk and coked up to attend, (not that she was even asked) or maybe the Fat Ladies Dress Shop had just run out of PORKER sized evening wear...LOL..and THAT dear LOONIFERS was the "real" week....and by the way, ROA is tracking very poorly, just saw that a few minutes agao...LOL...LOL..LOL

Watching Clooniqua lose her shitt is so very entertaining.

No shitt! So, here's an unposed pic. Jen, at the guest of honor table (how does that translate to "photobombing" again?), as a deeply loved and admired friend of the guest of honor, wearing a "size 14" dress (really?) from her "Fat Ladies Dress Shop Porker Wear" (REALLY?). The most beautiful woman in the room in a room of deeply accomplished and respected A-listers, all of whom clearly like and admire her. Here you are, Diana. You loons will NEVER be able to admit you backed the wrong horse back in 2005, will you? Aniston has set the bar so high in terms of beauty, grace and dignity since then that she is in a class of her own. She is far more beautiful now than she ever has been. She truly OWNS her forties. Observe and weep; you will NEVER see your hore goddess, looking this beautiful at 43, in this rarefied setting:

The OLD FAT DIRTBAG has decided since this "acting thing" never really worked out for her, she's now going to try and be the OLDEST LIVING PRO FOOTBALL Player ....LOL...LOL..and by those arms and that football player's neck, she's got a real chance of succeeding...LOL...LOL

[Guest]

Oohh clever Aletia buu-uut no..we're gonna stick with the HOlie shower cry thing. That's far more believable than aniston being fat. Go whine to every media outlet to stop announcing aniston as fit and fabulous and tell them to cut off huvane's funding so he can stop paying everyone who knows her to say how wonderful she is including that hot piece of a$$ she's got in her bed. Oh and whole you're at it, see about getting a professional to surgically remove your honker from Mangie's rectum. I mean I know that thing is always puckered judging from the ever-present scowl on her face so it must be getting hard for you to breathe and I would just HATE for something bad to happen to you

[Guest]

Oohh clever Aletia buu-uut no..we're gonna stick with the HOlie shower cry thing. That's far more believable than aniston being fat. Go whine to every media outlet to stop announcing aniston as fit and fabulous and tell them to cut off huvane's funding so he can stop paying everyone who knows her to say how wonderful she is including that hot piece of a$$ she's got in her bed. Oh and whole you're at it, see about getting a professional to surgically remove your honker from Mangie's rectum. I mean I know that thing is always puckered judging from the ever-present scowl on her face so it must be getting hard for you to breathe and I would just HATE for something bad to happen to you

omg.. that is hilarious. who is aletia?

[she the lurker.....]

Oohh clever Aletia buu-uut no..we're gonna stick with the HOlie shower cry thing. That's far more believable than aniston being fat. Go whine to every media outlet to stop announcing aniston as fit and fabulous and tell them to cut off huvane's funding so he can stop paying everyone who knows her to say how wonderful she is including that hot piece of a$$ she's got in her bed. Oh and whole you're at it, see about getting a professional to surgically remove your honker from Mangie's rectum. I mean I know that thing is always puckered judging from the ever-present scowl on her face so it must be getting hard for you to breathe and I would just HATE for something bad to happen to you

omg.. that is hilarious. who is aletia?

love it when ff real sherlocks shoot at loons with some name. soon or later one of them goes boinkers. like the one, who they call nishag

[Guest]

Oohh clever Aletia buu-uut no..we're gonna stick with the HOlie shower cry thing. That's far more believable than aniston being fat. Go whine to every media outlet to stop announcing aniston as fit and fabulous and tell them to cut off huvane's funding so he can stop paying everyone who knows her to say how wonderful she is including that hot piece of a$$ she's got in her bed. Oh and whole you're at it, see about getting a professional to surgically remove your honker from Mangie's rectum. I mean I know that thing is always puckered judging from the ever-present scowl on her face so it must be getting hard for you to breathe and I would just HATE for something bad to happen to you

omg.. that is hilarious. who is aletia?

Aletia B is the resident porker loon otherwise known as CAPS loon or LOL loon or 'hey stupid' as everyone in her real life refers to her. She's been pissed ever since she begged for a weight loss buddy and got rejected. She thinks she's famous now because she got papped in her looney for clooney t-shirt and her pic went viral across, well, the FF board.

[Guest]

Oohh clever Aletia buu-uut no..we're gonna stick with the HOlie shower cry thing. That's far more believable than aniston being fat. Go whine to every media outlet to stop announcing aniston as fit and fabulous and tell them to cut off huvane's funding so he can stop paying everyone who knows her to say how wonderful she is including that hot piece of a$$ she's got in her bed. Oh and whole you're at it, see about getting a professional to surgically remove your honker from Mangie's rectum. I mean I know that thing is always puckered judging from the ever-present scowl on her face so it must be getting hard for you to breathe and I would just HATE for something bad to happen to you

omg.. that is hilarious. who is aletia?

Aletia B is the resident porker loon otherwise known as CAPS loon or LOL loon or 'hey stupid' as everyone in her real life refers to her. She's been pissed ever since she begged for a weight loss buddy and got rejected. She thinks she's famous now because she got papped in her looney for clooney t-shirt and her pic went viral across, well, the FF board.

Not possible. Capsie said her body is toned and tight and firmly packed like a 19 year old. Stop saying those mean things about her immediately!!

[Guest]

not likely but your fake defense will make her feel good. She takes everything as a compliment ya know...

[Guest]

Oohh clever Aletia buu-uut no..we're gonna stick with the HOlie shower cry thing. That's far more believable than aniston being fat. Go whine to every media outlet to stop announcing aniston as fit and fabulous and tell them to cut off huvane's funding so he can stop paying everyone who knows her to say how wonderful she is including that hot piece of a$$ she's got in her bed. Oh and whole you're at it, see about getting a professional to surgically remove your honker from Mangie's rectum. I mean I know that thing is always puckered judging from the ever-present scowl on her face so it must be getting hard for you to breathe and I would just HATE for something bad to happen to you

omg.. that is hilarious. who is aletia?

love it when ff real sherlocks shoot at loons with some name. soon or later one of them goes boinkers. like the one, who they call nishag

Yeah, Levhag hasn't been around much the last few days, although I'm sure she'll be back eventually. And the troll right along with her.
I've noticed that some poster/posters call the LOL loon Diana and refer to her like they know her. The weird thing is that it usually shuts the LOL loon right up when that happens.
Anyone know who they're talking about?

[Guest]

But but but Caps just can't be a tubby!! She outed Clooni for being overweight and so involved with the brandge that Clooni's hub left her for a woman even bigger than C. Caps announced that in comments at the AG. I remember because I thought, rut roh the loonies are turning on each other, power struggles and taking sides in the loondom, not long until they get banned from JJ and they start separating into groups, and low and behold, we got the left behind POSs, the craziest of the crazy, the psychoest of the psychos still running around the net killing the brand popularity even more than the brand does. I think Huvesy planned it all. The man is a genius.

[Guest]

But but but Caps just can't be a tubby!! She outed Clooni for being overweight and so involved with the brandge that Clooni's hub left her for a woman even bigger than C. Caps announced that in comments at the AG. I remember because I thought, rut roh the loonies are turning on each other, power struggles and taking sides in the loondom, not long until they get banned from JJ and they start separating into groups, and low and behold, we got the left behind POSs, the craziest of the crazy, the psychoest of the psychos still running around the net killing the brand popularity even more than the brand does. I think Huvesy planned it all. The man is a genius.

Caps is a total whale. I promise you. Anyway, the victimhood loon was on here squealing about how JJ was becoming an aniston fan site so I know them tables they are a-turning already over there. Plus she blasted Capsie for being a moron and a fake JP fan. Shiit had me rolling. How you gonna get biitched out by your own recruit? Sadness.