Guest wrote:So Jolie turned 37 Monday. In this same week the brand suffered several severe pr blows:
Pitt has 7 weeks of onsite reshoots on WWZ.
The brand arrives in Eqypt to yawns and laughter. Jolie wears her black great-granny glam get up.
Jolie claims to be in talks to direct Shades of Gray which is denied so quickly by Universal Studios that her fax got whiplash.
Jennifer [cause the loons always bring her up] wins MTV award wearing a hot leather lbd, proving she has youth appeal Jolie does not.
Jennifer appears at AFI event in jaw dropping white goddess gown with super sexy slit, seated at the head table with Shirley.
Jennifer gets great press. All polls agree Jenniferand does it the right way and the People poll gives her 85% over Jolie.
Tom Cruise's ROA premieres to rave reviews and TC looks great on the rc.
Also on the rc is Justin Theroux' who wrote the rave hit ROA.
Notice how it is relatively loonless around here? Yes, this was not a good birthday week for Jolie, Pitt, the brand, and their loons.
I think the LOONIFERS are really upset over the DIRTBAG and her PAID MAN'S really BAD week, instead of their delusional ramblings of what they perceive as Brad and Angie's "bad week". Brad and Angie started the week off with a romantic getaway for Angie's birthday, just the two of them, having their Mommy and Daddy time, then the net goes crazy with just the "idea" that Angie might direct 'Shades of Gray", which set every site on fire, then Angie's people have to tell them, no, she has not been in talks with Universal, whereas Universal issues an Official statement saying they would be "very interested in Angie directing the movie, as they LOVED her first directorial movie, ITLOBAH". Then the OFFICALLY NAMED DIRTBAG "photobombs" everyone at an event no one can quite figure out what she's there for, she wasn't asked to get up and talk about Shirley McClain, she was just there in her off the rack size 14 dress (and WEAVE of course) without a date (as usual) and looking really OLD and FAT....then her PAID for MAN has "his" movie premiere, of course there are THREE additional writers on "his" movie, but no one wants to mention that...LOL...anyhoo, the OLD FAT DIRTBAG was too drunk and coked up to attend, (not that she was even asked) or maybe the Fat Ladies Dress Shop had just run out of PORKER sized evening wear...LOL..and THAT dear LOONIFERS was the "real" week....and by the way, ROA is tracking very poorly, just saw that a few minutes agao...LOL...LOL..LOL
Watching Clooniqua lose her shitt is so very entertaining.
No shitt! So, here's an unposed pic. Jen, at the guest of honor table (how does that translate to "photobombing" again?), as a deeply loved and admired friend of the guest of honor, wearing a "size 14" dress (really?) from her "Fat Ladies Dress Shop Porker Wear" (REALLY?). The most beautiful woman in the room in a room of deeply accomplished and respected A-listers, all of whom clearly like and admire her. Here you are, Diana. You loons will NEVER be able to admit you backed the wrong horse back in 2005, will you? Aniston has set the bar so high in terms of beauty, grace and dignity since then that she is in a class of her own. She is far more beautiful now than she ever has been. She truly OWNS her forties. Observe and weep; you will NEVER see your hore goddess, looking this beautiful at 43, in this rarefied setting: