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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Guest » Sat May 12, 2012 9:33 am

Hey guys, look at her palm. Her life line is short. She's not going to live until old age. Maybe up to 50 at the most. Her palm is flat. She's cold and calculating. Her long and slim fingers signifies more of an emotional and aggressive type of person.
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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Lintu » Sat May 12, 2012 9:49 am

Guest wrote:Hey guys, look at her palm. Her life line is short. She's not going to live until old age. Maybe up to 50 at the most. Her palm is flat. She's cold and calculating. Her long and slim fingers signifies more of an emotional and aggressive type of person.


Wow, you are right! Her emotional line is straight, which indicates that she doesn't have emotions. Prostitutes usually have a straight line and it's one reason why they can do their work without getting hurt.

This puts things in a whole new context :shock:
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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Guest » Sat May 12, 2012 10:02 am

Whew! Has got the attitude of a prostitute eh? :shock:
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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Lintu » Sat May 12, 2012 10:39 am

Guest wrote:Whew! Has got the attitude of a prostitute eh? :shock:


Not the attitude, the straight emotional line in her palm, which many prostitutes also have according to books, suggests that she isn't emotional - something I think is characteristic for Narcissists also.

Never thought of her that way but it makes sense.
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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Guest » Sat May 12, 2012 11:04 am

Lintu wrote:
Guest wrote:Hey guys, look at her palm. Her life line is short. She's not going to live until old age. Maybe up to 50 at the most. Her palm is flat. She's cold and calculating. Her long and slim fingers signifies more of an emotional and aggressive type of person.


Wow, you are right! Her emotional line is straight, which indicates that she doesn't have emotions. Prostitutes usually have a straight line and it's one reason why they can do their work without getting hurt.

This puts things in a whole new context :shock:



Not really new. She's a calculating reckless person who should rather be compared to cold-blooded murderers than to prostitutes. Her lines only confirm this.
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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Guest » Thu May 17, 2012 12:49 am

Will Veinzilla go to Cannes too?
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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Guest » Thu May 17, 2012 4:58 pm

Bennie wrote:
Guest wrote:Nude peep-toe wedges and veins in the jungle...

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Looks like someone is offering food to a special needs ape.

:lolup: :clap: :lolup:
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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Guest » Wed May 30, 2012 1:50 am

Veinzilla is waving too...

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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Guest » Wed May 30, 2012 2:15 am

Her eyes are sinking in... a feature on all overdone cosmetic jobs...
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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Guest » Wed May 30, 2012 6:09 am

... not to mention her veiny, bony wrist.
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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Guest » Wed May 30, 2012 6:42 am

She's got a home detox. Tired in the eyes, circles, bad coloring.
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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Guest » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:40 am

Guest wrote:The hand to the right is Clint Eastwood's , left jolie's (Clint is 77 ) :mrgreen:

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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Bisi » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:03 pm

I don't get it, though. There IS in fact a procedure where you eliminate veins (I remember seeing it on some of the "housewives"-shows haha). She puts herself through so much to be seen as sexy and look good - how come she hasn't done anything to The Veins? Maybe she sees them as family and even named them all.

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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby kittypurry » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:04 pm

JuJuBee wrote:
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Veinzilla says 'Hi"


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Halloween came early this year.

Oh dear - this is awful - it is the worst photo of her I have ever seen - I don't know where to begin :shock: Her eyes are so hooded and sunken, crepey and empty...her new nose belongs on a man - are we sure this isn't James?..Her jaw implant is crooked (lower on her right, our left) and her roman numeral tattoo looks like it's trying to escape - why does it veer off to the side? Did Pax do it in a bonding session to show how much he loves :wink: mummy?..
I am 42 and if I look half a decade older than AJ I am going to buy a bag - a very large brown paper one with eyeholes...It will be much cheaper than surgery and I believe the effect will be far more sexy & desirable than the photo above!
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Re: You're So Vein ---

Postby Guest » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:02 pm

kittypurry wrote:
JuJuBee wrote:
Guest wrote:Image

Veinzilla says 'Hi"


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Halloween came early this year.

Oh dear - this is awful - it is the worst photo of her I have ever seen - I don't know where to begin :shock: Her eyes are so hooded and sunken, crepey and empty...her new nose belongs on a man - are we sure this isn't James?..Her jaw implant is crooked (lower on her right, our left) and her roman numeral tattoo looks like it's trying to escape - why does it veer off to the side? Did Pax do it in a bonding session to show how much he loves :wink: mummy?..
I am 42 and if I look half a decade older than AJ I am going to buy a bag - a very large brown paper one with eyeholes...It will be much cheaper than surgery and I believe the effect will be far more sexy & desirable than the photo above!


apart form the wonky jaw, nose and tattoos, this photo has been photoshopped sharpened to death. so every line, every edge where one colour connects to another is extremely highlighted, hence the (more) aged look

play fair now :)
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