Glyn came clean to the household last night, admitting that he had enjoyed himself in the shower earlier in the day.
Fuelled by alcohol, the youngster confirmed suspicions that he had finally relieved ten weeks' worth of pent-up frustration.
"I put the towels all over the shower," he recalled, describing how he had kept the act secret from the bathroom cameras.
Noticing that Susie appeared a tad disapproving, Glyn assured the group that it was merely a "posh wank" and that he had used Mikey's condom to prevent an accident. "It didn't go everywhere," he announced.
Richard suggested he repeat his "posh" ways in future, warning him: "If it gets on the floor someone could slip and break their neck."
Defending his decision to masturbate, Glyn added: "Which lad doesn't have a wank? Nerds!"
"If a bloke doesn't admit that they wank it's just bullshit," Pete confirmed.
