Audition vids:
Glyn also expressed worry after being reminded of his own plea to get into the house.
"I looked like a plonker," he admitted.
"You looked quite good, for a Noddy lookalike," Richard assured him. "Don't grow your hair out like that again. Your one was actually quite good, it was quite funny. You speak well in front of the camera."
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Richard "I love being Pete's best friend because he has a very very big absolutely huge...personality."
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Richard (storytelling) "...Pete and Richard escaped through the magical golden door. Then the good fairy blew up the house and all of the others..."
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“Lisa is just an acidic little troll.”
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“The rat you should be removing is a six-foot tall scouse rat called Mikey.”
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“From now on I’m only going to refer to Grace as ‘evil horse-face Grace’.”
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“I’m Glyn from Wales and I’m going to live in a Wales house and marry a Wales woman and have Wales kids…”
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(Lisa raging around with fag cravings) "It's nothing a little insect repellant won't solve."
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(to Pete and Lisa in the early weeks) "You thought there was another person in the bed didn't you. There wasn't - it was Pete's c*ck."
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Richard to Grace: Don't worry we don't know what they were chanting
Grace (slightly cheered up): Really?
Richard: Well, apart from your name obviously
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To Sezer..
"It's men like you who make women go out and get vibrators"
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Chatting to Lea about Sezer:
"I can't remember what he looked like, didn't he have one eye higher than the other"?
followed by:
"He looked like a flounder...a flounder with attitude."
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To Nikki:
"Honey you gotta calm down, or you're gonna give yourself an embolism""
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On Glyn
"Every time I see that guy naked I feel as if I'm gonna lose my porridge oats"
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On the general lack of strapping young chaps in the house:
"I'm gonna complain. I saw some pretty hot guys in the audition. Where are they? Sezer [wretches!] Mikey [wretches] George [wretches!]
Every year the girls are hot and the guys are all mugly, mugly mugly!"
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To Michael; a bit mean, but he isn't exactly built like a bicycle frame:
"We'll have to call out animal rescue, there's a beached whale in the garden"
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Richard to Spiral: What's your real name?
Spiral: Not saying
Richard: Is it Rupert?
Spiral: It's a name that not many people have
Richard: FLANAGAN
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About Grace at the wrap party:
She'll come up to me and give me an air kiss and I'll offer her a sugar lump.
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"I was going to nominate Imogen but I don't think I will this week because it seems like even nuclear fallout can't remove this woman from the house, so it would probably be a wasted vote."
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Spiral "I'd just love to snog Aisleyne... that would be brilliant."
Richard "I think Aisleyne would rather suck a sewer pipe,"
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