I WILL TAKE NIKKI OF PETE AND SHE WILL MARRY ME

[gofff]

well i know pete, i could punch him itno space and flush his bones down the toilet, i know i will bomb the dude and take nikki, i am a coward and a bully, so i will make peter cry by telling him that he is peter pan and needs to fly to neverland
no i will call him a naughty naughty silly and that he knows nothing and is very odd

and i am a pregidist w***** who deserves a smack in the F****** face, i will take nikki and she wil marry me, and then i can throw tantrums with her and say look what i have got and look what you havent got to pete, and then i can be a coward and a bully and put custard on my chest and call myself a naughty bad evil dickhead that i am

i am a dicjkhead and a prick and a naughty cowrad bully prick

AND LIKE BEUTY AND THE BEAST, I WILL TAKE ON GASTAUNS ROLL AND I WILL FORCE NIKKI TO MARRY ME, SO I CAN PUT CUSTARD ON MY CHEST AND I WANT TO BE HATED AND BOOED
AND I WILL EAT HER TANTRUMS AND I WILL MAKE HER NOT HAVE ANY

[bread minder]

goff unfortunatly from knowinghim as a neighbour is a very naughty coward bully, he steals my pocket money and switches off my cartoons and pours alchahole on my head when im sliding on the waky wear house slide, he always hangs round with bikers with really really long big beards and they have muscles the size of lthe moon and whenever i blow a baloon he always rights money and distiliant and poodle doves onto my baloon, just because he owns thirty poodle doves he thinks im his owner but im not im his late worshipper because i try to be late to his weatherforcasting head, because his head seems to tell the weatherforcast
i know its going to rain cobwebs tomorrow
i know pete and i will not let croff knock him out again, he says he hates people with tourettes and he wants badies to get aroused over him nearly dying so he rights deathnotes on his cheques when he heands them in and he rights the words "death" and "still be with you" on his ten pound notes and once he ordered his poodle-doves to hijack me and his palace is full of wrong doing right doing nekcs the size of double deckers and i see wicked witches in the sky cackling about a long gone forest forver lost and the..... and the.................................................................................................................................. ...........

[darky]

i am darky who likes to like to like to i find the of the of sea shells west and never go west but i like go signs, GOING >>>> THAT WAY YES>>>>>>>>THAT WAY!!!! BUT GREEN>>> SIGNS GOING RIGHT WHICH IS THAT WAY> THIS WAY>>>>> COME ON YOU FERRIES OF DOOMED LIFT TRUCK LOADED DOWN PETROL LIGHTS WOBBBLE AN ORANGE, HAT ON A FLING, CATCHON MARLYLIN MONROW WHEN SHE WAS LEFT WING, MESS UP THAT CUSTARD GUY TILL HE TURNS GREEN, SHAKE ME HOW IT SEEMS, IWANT TO BECOME A STRWABERRY MILKSHAKE IN A HOTEL OF MUSEUMS ALL IN THE MECHANISM OF A SMELL FLAVOURED METALIC STING OF A BAREB, THE THINNER THE BETTER OF THICKER THE WHINIER WHICH IS WHY I PUT LOST MEMORIES IN THE WASTERS

[Guest]

well i know pete, i could punch him itno space and flush his bones down the toilet, i know i will bomb the dude and take nikki, i am a coward and a bully, so i will make peter cry by telling him that he is peter pan and needs to fly to neverland
no i will call him a naughty naughty silly and that he knows nothing and is very odd

and i am a pregidist w***** who deserves a smack in the F****** face, i will take nikki and she wil marry me, and then i can throw tantrums with her and say look what i have got and look what you havent got to pete, and then i can be a coward and a bully and put custard on my chest and call myself a naughty bad evil dickhead that i am

i am a dicjkhead and a prick and a naughty cowrad bully prick

AND LIKE BEUTY AND THE BEAST, I WILL TAKE ON GASTAUNS ROLL AND I WILL FORCE NIKKI TO MARRY ME, SO I CAN PUT CUSTARD ON MY CHEST AND I WANT TO BE HATED AND BOOED
AND I WILL EAT HER TANTRUMS AND I WILL MAKE HER NOT HAVE ANY

*takes you aside*

Bro, I think you need a w-ank.

[karrin]