After driving a partner to an early grave, that life insurance policy is a huge benefit!
It isn't the piece of paper that makes for a better life, it's the love between two people. Don't have to be married and anchored down for that.
Out for life, liberty, and the pursuit of cuntishness!
"...So I told the swamp donkey to sock it before I gave her a trunkey in her tradesmens entrance and made her suck me yard balls!"